Same with me, Phoenix. Now I know what bouncing off the walls means.
Hey cyphercat, I do not lurk, and as a matter of fact I was standing right behind and I got to tell you that I really like the way you saunter.
Chai wrote:cypher, daily my feelings grow and my yearnings increase.
Will you be my pummy ummy umpkin?
you can't have her all to yourself -- she's been our Pookie Wookie Woo for some time now...
Kicky enters the hospital room, and is shocked to see all these people milling about and flirting.
"Who let all you people in here! Goddammit, this is a place of healing, and A2K needs her sleep, so out with you! All of you bastards are just exascerbating poor sweet A2K's condition! And you...the one with the leather jacket...yeah, you...Vinny, I believe I heard someone call you? Put out that goddammed cigarette and get out of here, right now, before I have you arrested!"
He looks down at A2K, who is awake. She looks well, although he can see the pain in her face.
"How are you, A2K? You look better. None of these bastards jostled you or upset you in anyway, did they? I swear, if anyone comes within five feet of you from this point forward, they will answer to me!"
Kicky leans down and whispers in A2K's ear, "I've been doing some reading up on bionic replacement parts...I think we can rebuild you..." and then he is up and on his way back out of the room. "Now where the F*CK is that doctor!"
now i would have been really sad - checking in and seeing it was gone
I have now downloaed myself like lawnmower man
Hey Letty, how about we get together and bounce off some walls?
Vinny Z wrote:Hey cyphercat, I do not lurk, and as a matter of fact I was standing right behind and I got to tell you that I really like the way you saunter.
Oh!
hey guys, forget my theory, I really like this Vinny guy...
Chai wrote:Well, since we've only got a couple of weeks, I guess I should confess my feelings for cyphercat.
cypher, daily my feelings grow and my yearnings increase.
Will you be my pummy ummy umpkin?
Well, gosh, I'm flattered! Of
course I'll be your pummy ummy umpkin, think of all the fun we'll have sickening people with our gooey syrupy canoodling! I can't wait! We have to sing the song at every possible opprotunity. As long as it doesn't interfere with my Pookieookiewookums duties, though, I take that very seriously.
After talking with the doctor, a tall raven-haired man with beady little black eyes, Kicky is pissed. He has heard too many times that, "there's nothing we can do right now," and, "the technology hasn't advanced far enough for us to be able to do anything right now" or "someday maybe we'll find a way to treat her, but right now..."
Kicky flips through a copy of "Bionic Revitalization Monthly" as he sits at A2K's side, still fuming over the exchange with the doctor.
And then it happens again. The heart monitor's slow steady beeping becomes one long ominous tone, the words, "critical error" come popping up onscreen, and a team of nurses and residents come rushing in once again to try to resuscitate A2K. There is a flurry of activity, and for ten minutes, Kicky stares at that "critical error" message, wondering if this will be the time when A2K doesn't come back.
Finally, A2K's monitor starts beeping again, and Kicky relaxes a little. But he knows it is only a matter of time before the next dangerously close call. I can't take much more of this ****, he thinks, unknowlingly echoing the thoughts of many A2K friends and family. Then he walks out and goes home, kicking a can down the street as he goes.
Bionic parts. I KNOW that could work. F*cking doctors.
You have a great sense of humor and I love reading your posts.
Kickycan stop saying a2k is dying, it makes me smile every day (well almost). There are a few..well never mind. You know what I mean.
Hey Husker, you came back just in time for a database error. Welcome to the party. I think.
Re: Able2Know has only six weeks left to live.
kickycan wrote:
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Well, Able2Know, it's been a hoot. You used to be young and sexy, and I wanted to jump your bones every night, you little minx. But now you're old and feeble, and soon you will be gone.
But you'd still do her...
kickycan wrote:. I'll find another web forum to bang, but you were my first.
and your only too...don't leave that out.
kickycan wrote:P.S. Anybody know a priest? I don't know what religion A2K is, but I think maybe last rites would be appropriate.
I knew a priest once...
I just cast my vote and I am with the majority for once.
kickycan wrote:Foxfyre, I'm no doctor, but can't you see how old and rickety she is? She's falling apart.
Oh, poor, poor A2K. I feel like I hardly knew ye.
Just because something is old and falling apart doesn't mean you get rid of it. (maybe I could apply that to my spouse
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