Is it okay to say this?

no that's totally wrong

























jesus probably wears joe boxer, or goes commando

and what about mohammed?

does he wear tighty whities?

Sure it..and why not? Afraid that you'll be struck by lightning or a thunderbolt from above?

See that Jesus could've been an imaginary being and/or has no living relatives, there's no royalties to be given out.

Looketh not to mere cloth, but the raiment of the soul, o ye of small vision. Know that if Jesus wore a thong or the loosest boxers, it matters not in the disposition of thine affairs. Washeth thy head in the river Jordan and repent before it's too late. Message broughteth to thee by Duracel.

Rotten crotched mohammed. Holes in his tighty whities. Bashed in the brains of the woman who tried to throw them out.

Jesus Christ wears Hanes and Fruit of the Loom underwear. He loves Hanes and he's very passionate for it. Hanes is his favorite brand. There's nothing wrong with anyone saying this. Somebody in offline life said it's blasphemy but it's not. She's just a small-minded person. Jesus walks in the house in a Hanes brief and he's considering modeling for Hanes.

Maybe Mohammed and Jesus fought over a pair of briefs.

This is a very unusual thread, if I may say so.

Almost Monty Pythonesque.

"It's only a flesh wound!"

(I knew there was something that drew me to this thread)

Wow, what kind of fight?

Were they really duking it out, or just bitch slapping each other?




Jesus vs. Mohammed, the Grudge Match.

Oh, I've got a question. When Jesus is hanging around in his briefs, and someone comes to the door, does he throw a robe or pajama bottems on before answering it?

I'd hate to think Jesus answers the door in his underwear.

Silk robe, the kind with a foulard-type pattern. He can pull it off, not everyone can with that look, yanno.

Yes, yes. I could totally see Jesus coming to the door in some classy like this.

You people are sick.

Have some respect.

What?

That's a damn nice robe.

Mary also wears Hanes. She wears Hanes her Way. (You know which Mary I'm speaking of ) Yes I think Jesus puts on a robe before answering the door- when he remembers to.

It is conceivable Jesus wore low rider jeans underneath his robe.

You are all wrong. Both big MO and Jesus walked around as did Briteny. Sans under pants. :wink:

The Virgin Mary wears a girdle sometimes. She walks in the house in thigh-high pantyhose, panties, and a bra. Jesus also walks in the house in only a Hanes brief. Sometimes the two of them fight while wearing only underwear.

The Virgin Mary wears a girdle sometimes. She walks in the house in thigh-high pantyhose, panties, and a bra. Jesus also walks in the house in only a Hanes brief. Sometimes the two of them fight while wearing only underwear.

I'm curious as to why you would even say something like this. Let's face it, it's not as though it is funny in the least. Actually, it's the type of remark I would expect from an immature child. Of course, maybe you are and that would explain the remark.

Or maybe you just are so full of yourself that you believe something is funny simply because you voice it? Maybe you should stop posting until you are capable of an adult discussion. (Of course, all this advice comes from a clown, so what do I know)

Oh, but welcome to A2K anyway.