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When arguing, sit in a recliner..

 
 
Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 12:14 pm
SF Chronicle Link to Laz-y-Boy benefit

Recliner Saves Man Who Was Shot in Head
Wednesday, November 22, 2006 02 40 PM
(11-22) 14:40 PST Walnut Creek, Calif. (AP) --

Now comes another reason to stay put in the La-Z-Boy: A man sitting in his easy chair was shot in the head by his wife, but the sturdy recliner absorbed most of the bullet's force and left him virtually unscathed.

The couple had been arguing at home on Sunday evening, said Contra Costa County sheriff's Lt. Charles Skuce. Then Jan Kamp stood behind her seated husband and fired a gun at the back of his head, Skuce said.

Because she fired through the recliner, the bullet only slightly wounded Norman Kamp, 57, Skuce said.

Norman stood up from his chair, followed his wife into the kitchen and declared, "You shot me," according to authorities.

Jan Kamp fired a second shot at her husband, but missed, Skuce said. He retreated to a neighbor's house in the unincorporated Pacheco area of the county, where he called 911.

After talking to deputies, Norman Kamp was treated at a hospital and released.

Jan Kamp, 58, was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder and booked at County Jail in Martinez.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 12:47 pm
He followed her into the kitchen after she's already shot him once, to declare the stunningly obvious "You shot me..."? And she fires and misses AGAIN?

Sounds like neither Jan nor Norm are the sharpest tools in the shed. I bet they're real fun neighbors though.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 12:59 pm
Right... I would have gone out the front door myself..
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hamburger
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 01:09 pm
am i ever glad i have a lazyboy recliner !
hbg
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 03:13 pm
I have one on order. Until it arrives, I'm wearing a motorcycle helmet to watch TV.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 06:30 pm
Re: When arguing, sit in a recliner..
ossobuco wrote:
...Norman stood up from his chair, followed his wife into the kitchen and declared, "You shot me," according to authorities.

Jan Kamp fired a second shot at her husband, but missed....


Dammit, I said SHUT UP!!!

That following-around thing annoys the hell outta me, especially when I'm mad anyway. I would've shot him again, too.

Too bad she missed.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 06:44 pm
Giggles.


Though I agree the chasing-arguing is well annoying.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 08:35 pm
Im glad Ian doesnt visit A2k..
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 08:54 pm
So are you a chasing arguer? I've been known to do that. (stares at self).
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 09:08 pm
No. He is.. and it drives me batshit.

I am the kind of person who 'swoops in' drops a big bomb of anger/frustration.. what ever..

then wants to clear the area right away..
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 24 Nov, 2006 09:15 pm
Chairs for everybody!
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