The Neverending Connect the Lyrics Game

I read the news today, oh boy
About a lucky man who made the grade
And though the news was rather sad
Well I just had to laugh

I saw the photograph
He blew his mind out in a car
He didn't notice that the lights had changed
A crowd of people stood and stared
They'd seen his face before
Nobody was really sure
If he was from the House of Lords

I saw a film today oh boy
The English Army had just won the war
A crowd of people turned away
But I just had to look
Having read the book!
I'd love to turn you on

Woke up, fell out of bed,
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup,
And looking up I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat
Found my way upstairs and had a smoke,
Somebody spoke and I went into a dream

I read the news today, oh boy
Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire
And though the holes were rather small
They had to count them all
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall!
I'd love to turn you on

Still You Turn Me On


Do you want to be an angel,
Do you want to be a star,
Do you want to play some magic on my guitar?
Do you want to be a poet,
Do you want to be my string?
You could be anything.
Do you want to be the lover of another
Undercover? you could even be the man on the moon.

Do you want to be the player,
Do you want to be the string?
Let me just tell you something,
It just don't mean a thing.
You see it really doesn't matter
When you're buried in disguise
By the dark glass on your eyes,
Though your flesh has crystalised;
Still .... you turn me on.

Do you want to be the pillow where i lay my head,
Do you want to be the feathers lying in my bed?
Do you want to be a colour cover magazine;
Create a scene.
Every day a little sadder,
A little madder,
Someone get me a ladder.

Do you want to be the singer,
Do you want to be the song?
Let me tell you something
You just couldn't be more wrong.
You see i really have to tell you
That it all gets so intense.
>from my experience
It just doesn't seem to make sense,
Still .... you turn me on.

Emerson, Lake and Palmer

You were the promise at dawn,
I was the morning after.
You were Jesus Christ my Lord,
I was the money lender.
You were the sensitive woman,
I was the very reverend Freud.
You were the manual orgasm,
I was the dirty little boy.
And is this what you wanted
to live in a house that is haunted
by the ghost of you and me?

Is this what you wanted ...

You were Marlon Brando,
I was Steve McQueen.
You were K.Y. Jelly,
I was Vaseline.
You were the father of modern medicine,
I was Mr. Clean.
You where the whore and the beast of Babylon,
I was Rin Tin Tin.

And is this what you wanted ...

And is this what you wanted ...

You got old and wrinkled,
I stayed seventeen.
You lusted after so many,
I lay here with one.
You defied your solitude,
I came through alone.
You said you could never love me,
I undid your gown.

And is this what you wanted ...

And is this what you wanted ...

I mean is this what you wanted ...

That's right, is this what you wanted ...

I'm wearin'
Fur pyjamas
I ride a
Hot Potata'
It's tickling my fancy
Speak up, I can't hear you

Here on this mountaintop
Woahoho
I got some wild, wild life
I got some new to tell ya
Woahoho
About some wild, wild life
Here comes the doctor in charge
Woahoho
She's got some wild, wild life
Ain't that the way you like it?
Ho, ha!
Living wild, wild life.

I wrestle, with your conscience
You wrestle, with your partner
Sittin' on a window sill, but he
Spends time behind closed doors

Check out Mr. Businessman
Oh, ho ho
He bought some wild, wild life
On the way to the stock exchange
Oh, ho ho
He got some wild, wild life
Break it up when he opens the door
Whoahoho
He's doin' wild, wild life
I know that's the way you like it
Wo ho
Living wild, wild life

Peace of mind?
Piece of cake!
Thought control!
You get on board anytime you like

Like sittin' on pins and needles
Things fall apart, it's scientific

Sleeping on the interstate
Woah ho ah
Getting wild, wild life
Checkin' in, a checkin' out!
Uh, huh!
I got a wild, wild life
Spending all of my money and time
Oh, ho ho
Done too much wild, wild
We wanna go, where we go, where we go
Oh, ho ho!
I doing wild, wild
I know it, that's how we start
Uh, huh
Got some wild, wild life
Take a picture, here in the daylight
Oh, ho!
And it's a wild, wild life
You've grown so tall, you've grown so fast
Oh, ho ho
Wild, wild
I know that's the way you like it
Oh, ho!
Living wild wild wild wild, life.

You wouldn't read my letters if I wrote you
You asked me not to call you on the phone
But there's something I'm wanting to tell you
So I wrote it in the words of this song

I didn't know God made honky tonk angels
I might have known you'd never make a wife
You gave up the only one who ever loved you
And went back to the wild side of life

The glamour of the gay night life has lured you
To the places where the wine and liquor flow
Where you wait to be anybody's baby
And forget the truest love you'll ever know

Holly came from Miami, FLA
Hitch-hiked her way across the USA
Plucked her eyebrows on the way
Shaved her legs and then he was a she
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
She said, Hey honey
Take a walk on the wild side

Candy came from out on the Island
In the backroom she was everybody's darlin'
But she never lost her head
Even when she was giving head
She says, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
doo do doo do doo do do doo

Little Joe never once gave it away
Everybody had to pay and pay
A hussle here and a hussle there
New York City's the place where they said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey Joe
Take a walk on the wild side

Sugar Plum Fairy came and hit the streets
Lookin' for soul food and a place to eat
Went to the Apollo
You should've seen 'em go go go
They said, Hey sugar
Take a walk on the wild side
I Said, Hey babe
Take a walk on the wild side
All right, huh

Jackie is just speeding away
Thought she was James Dean for a day
Then I guess she had to crash
Valium would have helped that bash
Said, Hey babe,
Take a walk on the wild side
I said, Hey honey,
Take a walk on the wild side
doo do doo do doo do do doo

ZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM
Tooling down the highway doing 79
I'm a twin pipe papa and I'm feelin fine
Hey man dig that was that a red stop sign
(screech-bang-tinkle)
Transfusion transfusion
I'm just a solid mess of contusions
Never never never gonna speed again
Slip the blood to me bud

I jump in my rod about a quarter to 9
I gotta make a date with that chick of mine
I cross the center line man you gotta make time
(screech-bang-tinkle)
Transfusion -- - -
Shoot the juice to me Bruce

My foot's on the throttle and it's made of lead
But I'm a fast riding daddy with a real cool head
I'm gonna pass a truck on the hill ahead
(bang-crash-tinkle)
Transfusion - - -
Pass the crimson to me Jimson

I took a little drink and I'm feeling right
I can fly right over everything in sight
There's a slow poking cat I'm gonna pass 'im on the right
(bang-crash-tinkle)
Transfusion - - -
Pass the claret to me Barrett

Pump the fluid in me Louie

I'm burning up the highway early this morn
I'm passing everybody oh nothing but corn
Man outa my way I don't drive with my horn
- - -
Put a gallon in me Allen

Oh barnyard drivers are found in two classes
Line crowding hogs and speeding jackasses
So remember to slow down today
Hey daddy-o
Make that type o huh
Atta boy
(screech-bang-tinkle)

Get your motor runnin'
Head out on the highway
Lookin' for adventure
And whatever comes our way
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under
Yeah Darlin' go make it happen
Take the world in a love embrace
Fire all of your guns at once
And explode into space

Like a true nature's child
We were born, born to be wild
We can climb so high
I never wanna die

Born to be wild
Born to be wild

You're so sweet, you're so fine
I want you all and ev'rything just to be mine
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

You slide so good with bones so fair
You've got the universe reclining in your hair
'Cos you're my baby, yes you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love

Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

The wild winds blow upon your frozen cheeks
The way you flip your hip it always makes me weak
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Your motivation is so sweet
Your vibrations are all burning up my feet
'Cos you're my baby, mmh, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love
I said girl I'm just a vampire for your love
I'm gonna suck you

You were leaving at 12:00
I was leaving at 12:02
And that ain't cool
But I was with some other dude
So I dipped when I saw you
You were leaving our favorite spot, baby
Or so it was I thought, baby
It's crazy
But who's to blame
When game recognizes game

Nanny-nanny, boo-hoo
You just mad cause I caught you
Thought I was some type of fool
So I did what I had to do
And
I don't know how
But you forgot
When you're out in the club
Don't think I'm not
You're not the only one getting hot
Yeah, I'm blowing up your spot

You were leaving at 12:00
I was leaving at 12:02 when I saw you
So how could you have an attitude
When you do the same thing I do
My intentions were to stop, baby
Before it went too far, baby
It's crazy
But who's to blame
When game recognizes game

We said, we lied
Who's wrong?
Who's right?
You're a liar
A big liar
Oh yeah

She's lying down in viscid, skushy strands of cherry jello, buttocks
popping in arpeggios of lust. There's tattoos of griffin-vultures from
the valley of the kings up'n down her spine, slowly throbbing, "Eat me".
She is as horny as a heathen! Her dildo is made out of a petrified tapir
snout. Around her neck is an amulet made from onyx-colored tit-wax. She
is the Goddess of love! Goddess of belly-belly-belly-belly-belly love!
Goddess of late night motel plate jobs, slurp circles and jello orgies!
Slum goddess from the lower east side!!

I floated lonely down the street one day
Who did I see, slitherin' my way?
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride, eat my dick

Not a chick in the world who is half as hip as she
My swinging little goddess from Avenue D
It's really very groovy to take her to a movie
Where we make it in the balcony

Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride,
Ah, chew me off, chew me up

First time that we balled it nearly drove me insane
Next time that we balled it ripped me out of my brain
Third time that we balled you know I fainted nearly dead
I woke up, she was on her knees, suckin' my head

Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess gonna make her my bride, alright

I floated lonely down the street one day
Who did I see, slitherin' my way?
Slum Goddess from the Lower East Side
Slum Goddess, gonna make her my bride

Hey yo, what's up man? Hey, yo you been here all day man
Ya'll been here every weekend man,
I don't ever get a chance to rap first man!
That's cause you whack!
What?!? I ain't whack nigga, I got some raps for all ya'll
Nigga my raps fresh, I'ma bust my raps first,
you can bust yours after me if you want to
No no man, I'm going first,
I'm getting tired of everybody wanted to go first man
You always rap first,
I'm rapping I don't care what none of ya'll say,
I'm fresh, I'm fresh

[Thyme:]
Ayo, who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
I said who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'll have you taken back to Christ when you sacrifice
The way you acting slice when I tear your back with knifes
Jacking life's of MC's, now I'm set to launch a plan
For blowing up the stage with illegal contraband
A stomped your man so unless you want what he got
You better set the mic down, I'm steaming like a teapot
I'll make the tea hot, people get in my face and ask
If I wanna battle, then I chase them in a Jason mask
It's an amazing task to battle with success
I never gave a ****, now I give a **** less
And in a slug fest I get physical like physicians
Invisible like magicians with mystical mic traditions
Wicked wizardry, like a sorcerer and no remorse for you
When I torture you throughout the course of my orchestra
So feel the force of my spiritual images
Slicing up an enemy's appendages till he hemorrhages
My skin itches every time a rapper recites
And when he's through with his verse, I'm all covered in flea bites
You wanna see fights I got a match for you
You couldn't flip **** playing in toilets with a spatula

[Chorus: Thyme]
Ayo, who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo, who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know

[Verse 2: Eminem]
You bitches get a hysterectomy disrespecting me
You wanna feel the full effect of me, hand a tech to me
Intellectually superior, I'll make the whack wearier
Inferior, deterior rate, like bacteria
Materially, killing serially, clearly you'll see
How much in fear when u hear me you'll be
Shiver and shake, quiver and quake
Bite a rhyme and rip it off then stiffer and ache, whither and break
You slithering snake, gibbering fake, fibbering flake
I'll twist you into a different shape
And toss you in Michigan Lake, for fisherman sake
If this is a dream you'd wish you can wake
Every dis you can take, personal
We ain't friends trying to make amends
If you ain't ever stole a gate you can take a fence
I make intense masterpieces and smash to pieces
Your last releases, you bad diseases, that's the reason
I'm showing you the proper way to operate a mic
So pass it like a hot potato
I've never been less than clever and fresh
Severing flesh of fools who never impressed I can confess

[Chorus: Thyme]
Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out man I wanna know
Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo, who the **** passed you the mic man and said that you can flow?
Point him out bitch I wanna know
Who the **** passed you the mic and then said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Whhhooo the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Point him out!! I wanna know
Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
(scratched in) I wanna know, I wanna know
Ayo let me get that mic manÅ
Who the **** passed you the mic and said that you can flow?
Who the **** passed you the mic, who the **** passed you the mic!!
I got the rhymes bitch, I'll kick that ****

Good morning, Cav! :wink:

You guys are hilarious.

I'm a little tea pot short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my spout
Just tip me over and pour me out

I'm still a little tea pot, full as a bladder; please pour me out.

I been Phil Spectored, resurrected.
I been Lou Adlered, Barry Sadlered.
Well, I paid all the dues I want to pay.
And I learned the truth from Lenny Bruce,
And all my wealth won't buy me health,
So I smoke a pint of tea a day.

I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocritics
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

I've had enough of reading things
By neurotic, psychotic, pig-headed politicians
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
Money for dope
Money for rope

I'm sick to death of seeing things
From tight-lipped, condescending, mama's little chauvinists
All I want is the truth now
Just gimmie some truth now

I've had enough of watching scenes
Of schizophrenic, ego-centric, paranoiac, prima-donnas
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

No short-haired, yellow-bellied, son of tricky dicky
Is gonna mother hubbard soft soap me
With just a pocketful of hope
It's money for dope
Money for rope

Ah, I'm sick and tired of hearing things
From uptight, short-sighted, narrow-minded hypocrites
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now
All I want is the truth now
Just gimme some truth now

All I want is a room somewhere
Far away from the cold night air
With one enormous chair
Ooh wouldn't it be loverly
Oh so loverly sittin absobluminlutely still
I would never budge til spring crept over the window sill
Someone's head resting on my knee
Warm and tender as he can be
Wh takes good care of me
Oh wouldn't it be loverly

Time can pass so slowly
When you feel so all alone
Love can strike your heart like lightning
When you find year a home
I've seen it in the movies
Read about it in a book
I never thought I'd feel it
But your touch was all it took
Take good care of my heart
Take good care of my heart
Baby you're the first to take it
You're the only one who can break it
I love you more than I should
But it keeps me feeling so good
I've waited for your love forever
You're the one to take good care of my heart
Come and make your magic
Till you have me hypnotized
If we get any closer
I'll be drowning in your eyes
You're the one I needed most
When my love was on that line
Oh I'm so glad you gave me yours
When I gave you mine

Time Passes Slowly

Time passes slowly up here in the mountains

We sit beside bridges and walk beside fountains
Catch the wild fishes that float through the stream
Time passes slowly when you're lost in a dream

Once I had a sweetheart she was fine and good lookin
We sat in her kitchen while her mama was cookin
Stared out the window to the stars high above
Time passes slowly when you're searchin for love

Ain't no reason to go in a wagon to town
Ain't no reason to go to the fair
Ain't no reason to go up ain't no reason to go down
Ain't no reason to go anywhere

Time passes slowly up here in the daylight
We stare straight ahead and try so hard to stay right
Like the red rose of summer that blooms in the day
Time passes slowly and fades away