One girl was called Jean Marie
Another little girl was Felicity
Another little girl was Sally Joy
The other was me, and I'm a boy
My name is Bill, and I'm a head case
They practice making up on my face
Yeah, I feel lucky if I get trousers to wear
Spend evenings taking hairpins from my hair
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But my ma won't admit it
I'm a boy, I'm a boy
But if I say I am, I get it
Put your frock on, Jean Marie
Plait your hair, Felicity
Paint your nails, little Sally Joy
Put this wig on, little boy
Wanna play cricket on the green
Ride my bike across the street
Cut myself and see my blood
Wanna come home all covered in mud
Childhood Hero - Janis Ian
I can't believe so much can go so wrong
It seems like evry door is closed to me
I wake every morning resolved to be strong
I tell myself I keep good company
I can't believe that this is my life
There's always been somebody to shelter me
Now I'm out there on the streets without a knife
Being told I'm ancient history
The doors now closed oce opened wide
I try to take it all in stride
And hold my head up to the sky
But now they slam right in my face
With unseen hands that can't be traced
And leave a bruise that even you cannot erase
They say that art's become an industry
And that I've been away too long this time
They say I've taken too much liberty
Well what kind of punishment fits that crime
They say success came much too fast
I never learned to suffer or to beg
Just look at the bruises I've amassed
I've paid my dues now - can we start again
I might have been your childhood hero
I might have been your native son
But I was grounded close to zero
Now that rocket ride is done
And if I never reach Orion
And if I never fly that far
Still there's no harm in trying
To go walking on a star
Hard to say why, but I think this fits - eb
My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
I think it's because I'm clumsy
I try not to talk too loud
Maybe it's because I'm crazy
I try not to act too proud
They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
(solo)
Yes I think I'm okay
I walked into the door again
Well, if you ask that's what I'll say
And it's not your business anyway
I guess I'd like to be alone
With nothing broken, nothing thrown
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
My name is Luka
I live on the second floor
I live upstairs from you
Yes I think you've seen me before
If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
Just don't ask me what it was
They only hit until you cry
And after that you don't ask why
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
You just don't argue anymore
Adam: you don't mind that i think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
Lisa: and you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and i also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
Adam: and you don't care that i collect dead animals from the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think i'm a famous football player
Lisa: and you don't have a problem with me when i follow people i've never met before and force them to look at the portrait of neil diamond i have tattooed on my back
Adam: it's very pretty, baby
Both:
Well you must have been sent from above
You're all that i can think of
You're just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Adam: well it never bothers you when i wear my snowsuit to bed every night and i make you speak in tongues to me until i fall asleep
Lisa: blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Adam: thank you
Lisa: and you don't make fun of me 'cause i still make out with my stepfather and i also tell everyone i was on a ufo for two and a half years
Adam: i believe you sugarpie
Both:
'cause our love is right on track
I'm yours, your mine it's a fact
Don't forget to take your prozac
My crazy love
Adam: well yesterday i tickled a man who wasn't even there
Lisa: oh three days before that i ran down the street in my wonder woman underwear
Adam: i didn't care babe i know i never had a job 'cause i'm afraid to talk to people 'cause i know that they're all robots who are seeking information
Lisa: they can't fool you sweetheart and i know that you know that i'm the one who burned my cousin chester's house to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom dancing when the came
Questioned you
Adam: i ain't no fink, dollface
Both:
'cause we know that it's true
Only i could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
Lisa: my crazy, crazy love
(spoken to end)
Adam: oh i wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
Lisa: i feel the same way would you throw some macaroni on me?
Adam: oh yeah, here you go
(splurt)
I'm not Lisa,
My name is Judy......
-Jesse Coulter
If her voice says yes
But youre wrong in your guess
That's Judy
My Judy
When you hear her call
In a soft southern drawl
Hi stranger
That's danger
Judy in disquise
That's what you are...
by I forget.
Judy in disguise, well that's what you are
Lemonade pie with a brand new car
Cantalope eyes come to me tonight
Judy in disguise, with glasses
Keep a-wearing your bracelets and your new rah rah
Cross your heart with your living bra
A chilly sweet sparrow with guise
Judy in disguise, with glasses
Come to me tonight, come to me tonight
I've taken everything in sight
Unzipper the strings of my kite
Judy in disguise, hey that's what you are
Lemonade pie, hey got your brand new car
Cantalope eyes come to me tonight
Judy in disguise, with glasses
Come to me tonight, come to me tonight
I've taken everything in sight, unzipper the strings of my kite
(Oh, Uh oh, Uhhh)
Judy in disguise, what you aiming for
A circus or a holiday, that's what you are
You make me laugh about you
I guess I'll just take your glasses
Would you let me walk down your street
Naked, if I want to?
Can I pop fireworks
On the Fourth of July?
Can I buy an amplifier
On time?
I ain't got no money now,
But I will pay you before I die.
If you see me walking down the street
And I start to cry
Each time we meet,
Walk on by
Walk on by.........
What is this feelin' my heart gets when I see you smile?
And why can't I say to you "Come with me just for a while"?
I guess I'll never know why
I'll just lay here and decay here
What is the answer God's children look for in my mind?
And who are the father's of lost lovers drifting through time?
I guess I'll never know why
I'll just lay here and decay here
Who holds the blank thoughts of people when nothing is said?
And who turns the lights out after you've gotten in bed?
I guess I'll never know why
I'll just lay here and decay here
The best things in life are free
But you can give it to the birds and bees
I want money
That's what I want
I want mo ho ho ho honey that's what I want
Your love it gives me such a thrill
But your love don't pay my bills
I need money
That's what I want
Mony mony don't get everything it's true
But waht it don't buy I just can't use
I want money - jerry Lee Lewis
Was replying to Dys a ways back - eb
Why do birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near
Just like me
They long to be close to you
Listen to the mocking bird
Listen to the mockingbird
Singing all the day
Listen! the snow is falling
Yoko Ono
Christmas time pretty baby
And the snow is falling on the ground
Well you be a real good Mama
Santa Claus is back in town
Got no sleigh or reindeer
Got no sack on my back
You'll see me coming
In a big black Cadillac
Pink Cadillac
Crushed Velvet seats.......
As I was motivating over the hill
I spied Maybellene in a Coupe de Ville
Nothing outrun my V-8 Ford
Maybellene why can't you be true
Oh Maynellene
You started back doing the things you used to do
Mustang Sally, guess you better slow your mustang down
Mustang Sally , baby, I guess you better slow your mustang down
You been a runnin' all over town, I guess I'll better put your big feet on the ground, oh yes, I will
All you wanna do is ride around, Sally (ride Sally ride)
All you wanna do is ride around, Sally (ride Sally ride)
All you wanna do is ride around, Sally (ride Sally ride)
All you wanna do is ride around, Sally (ride Sally ride)
I ride an old paint
I lead an old Dan
I'm going to Montan
For to throw the hoolihan
Ride around little doggies
Ride around them slow
For the fiery and snuffy are raring to go
When I die take my saddle from the wall
Put it on my pony and lead him to the draw
(done forgot what else to do with it)
