anyone know the answer to this one?

He wanted to sleep like a log.


Why was Santa's little helper depressed?

Because he had low elf esteem.


What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

claus-trophobics


What song did the elves sing to Santa at his surprise party?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

because he put a $10 insurance policy on it
because his wife was on it
because he could
because he was confused
because he wanted to start a fire but didnt know how
because i told him to
because he wanted to go to the fireplace but the bed was in the way
because he was suicidal
because when you listen to iron maiden backwards it tells you to
because he was a republican
because he was acting in self defense
because he knew something we dont
because he had an inconvenient erection
because his bed was on fire and he decided to put it in the "things on fire" pile

did any of them hit the mark?

"Fr-eeze a Jolly Good Fellow!", of course