By jingo!! Now there's fuzzy logic for you.
Yeah, my turn again -- there's the rub in being right, even on a hunch; you've got to come up with a return quote.
That being the case, here's one not too hard, I think. I greatly anticipate a correct answer will come quickly, especially with the hint I'll append.
"As I never saw my father or my mother, and never saw any likeness of either of them (for their days were long before the days of photographs), my first fancies regarding what they were like were unreasonably derived from their tombstones. The shape of the letters on my father's gave me an odd idea that he was a square, stout, dark man, with curly black hair. From the character and turn of the inscription,
Also Georgiana Wife of the Above, I drew a childish conclusion that my mother was freckled and sickly. To five little stone lozenges, each about a foot and a half long, which were arranged in a neat row beside their grave, and were sacred to the memory of five brothers of mine -- who gave up trying to get a living exceedingly early in that universal struggle -- I am indebted for a belief I religiously entertain that they had all been born on their backs with their hands in their trousers-pockets, and had never taken them out in this state of existence."
Hint: Had these five little lozenges been stones of another sort, then taken all together, they would make up the title of a well-known Sherlock Holmes case and, singly, would signify the speaker in the foregoing quote.