The Christian Right Dilemma

That's a toughie, Bear . . . that's a good question . . .

I'm betting ol' Jerr would want you to strap on about 10 lbs. of C4 and let her rip, offering yourself up to Jesus, and taking as many of Satan's spawn with your as possible--maybe an ACLU convention or an Arab-owned 7-11 . . .

Setanta wrote:

That's a toughie, Bear . . . that's a good question . . .

I'm betting ol' Jerr would want you to strap on about 10 lbs. of C4 and let her rip, offering yourself up to Jesus, and taking as many of Satan's spawn with your as possible--maybe an ACLU convention or an Arab-owned 7-11 . . .

I'm not doing any of that for any damn 72 virgins I can tell you that... a dozen seasoned hookers with big tits who like anal sex thouogh.... and I might have to consider it.

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

Setanta wrote:

That's a toughie, Bear . . . that's a good question . . .

I'm betting ol' Jerr would want you to strap on about 10 lbs. of C4 and let her rip, offering yourself up to Jesus, and taking as many of Satan's spawn with your as possible--maybe an ACLU convention or an Arab-owned 7-11 . . .

I'm not doing any of that for any damn 72 virgins I can tell you that... a dozen seasoned hookers with big tits who like anal sex thouogh.... and I might have to consider it.

Nobody with any taste in all-night, no-holds-barred sex wants virgins. And if Jimmy Swaggert is anyone to judge by, hookers are exactly what you'll get.

When brought face to face with a Godless heathen and an Islamofascist..... who would Jerry Falwell want you to hate the most?

When brought face to face with a Godless heathen and an Islamofascist..... who would Jerry Falwell want you to hate the most?

Bi-Polar Bear wrote:

When brought face to face with a Godless heathen and an Islamofascist..... who would Jerry Falwell want you to hate the most?

Trick question. The person Jerry Falwell wants you to hate the most is Hillary Clinton.

Are there godful heathens?

At one point Pastor Fischer equates the preparation she is giving children with the training of terrorists in the Middle East. "I want to see young people who are as committed to the cause of Jesus Christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam," she tells the camera. "I want to see them radically laying down their lives for the gospel, as they are over in Pakistan and Israel and Palestine."

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At one point Pastor Fischer equates the preparation she is giving children with the training of terrorists in the Middle East. "I want to see young people who are as committed to the cause of Jesus Christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam," she tells the camera. "I want to see them radically laying down their lives for the gospel, as they are over in Pakistan and Israel and Palestine."

When brought face to face with a Godless heathen and an Islamofascist..... who would Jerry Falwell want you to hate the most?

DrewDad wrote:

Are there godful heathens?

jimmy swaggart, jim and tammy faye to name three

Falwell part of the Christain Right! LOL that is most funny.
Falwell to me represents everything that the LEFT is about.

Are there godful heathens?

DrewDad wrote:

Are there godful heathens?

The heathens have a choice of many, many gods.......but christians and jews and muslims alll want them to choose theirs.