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Mon 18 Sep, 2006 08:46 am
Believing in religion could cost you your penis. BBB
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice.
Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation.
But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated.
A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
Is this a serious story? I mean, how would it be possible, physically?
Large hedgehog or small man? Or both.
BBB
Three P wrote:Is this a serious story? I mean, how would it be possible, physically?
Large hedgehog or small man? Or both.
Would you believe the hedgehog or a man that believes in witch doctors?
BBB
BBB, where do you find these news? Especially the ones you post in the human interest stories section. Just wondering.
Ellinas
Ellinas wrote:BBB, where do you find these news? Especially the ones you post in the human interest stories section. Just wondering.
Ananova is my favoritel source:
http://www.ananova.com/
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Grrr, sorry to get all serious buut its silly advice like that from 'respected' witchdoctors that spreads diseases like HIV in Africa.Ive heard reports of witchdoctors saying 'have sex with a 1 year old and it will cure you'.!!!!!!!
Well, to be fair, having a hedgehog shred your penis probably would cure that p.e. problem. It'd be difficult to ejaculate at all, let alone prematurely!
Material girl
material girl wrote:Grrr, sorry to get all serious buut its silly advice like that from 'respected' witchdoctors that spreads diseases like HIV in Africa.Ive heard reports of witchdoctors saying 'have sex with a 1 year old and it will cure you'.!!!!!!!
Don't feel bad about getting serious about a dangerous practice in some parts of the world. In the western world, we don't call them witch doctors. We call them: (your choice.)
BBB
Hmm, old wives tales or kids in the playground.
That was one very evil witchdoctor!
Does anyone know where I can get a hedgehog?
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
I told the witch doctor
I was in love with you
And then the witch doctor
He told me what to do
He said that
Ooo eee,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang...
Ooo eee ,ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla ,bing bang
Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla bing bang
I always wondered what that translated into.
Hey fellas, I heard sticking your peehole with a porcupine quill increases penis size up to three inches!
You'd then have A FOUR INCH DICK! Can you imagine? I mean, where would you put that thing?
Maybe things would have gone better if he had taken the hedghog out for a nice dinner, took her back to his place and poured her a few glasses of wine with Johnny Mathis playing on the stereo.
kelticwizard wrote:The hedgehog in question saw a boner bigger than she was coming at her, swiftly rolled herself into a ball, and the damn fool thrust himself right into a ball of sharp spines.
How the hell was I to know that she had such defensive measures? By the time she rolled up into that ball I was at a fever pitch, and, yes, like you say, I thrust my member into the sharp spines.
My screams reverberated through the forest and many a bird took flight.
Serves him right...
If a hedgehog says no, it means NO!
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