I dislike ice-cubes being slipped down the front of my pants by the silly girls from the nurse's training school.
I dislike justifying supplying ice to the nurse's training school
I dislike keeping an elephant in my backyard
I dislike mowing the University oval next door
(Sunday try, what's the hurry?)
I dislike nasty, horrible, crude and coarse fatties who lie in wait for 11.59 and 59 seconds on New Year's Eve.
I dislike obesity in general.
I dislike prolonging sharp fingernails digging into my back.
I dislike queueing up for a three course meal slopped into a compartmentalised standard issue mess tin by the slobs in the mess tent.
I dislike red wine spilling on the front of my white shirt.
I dislike sots who spill wine on my white shirt.
I dislike very important meetings at 8:00 am
I dislike waking up with a headache.
I dislike x-treme exhaustion
I dislike having pinched nerves.
