I dislike nurses when they have to give you a bed bath, and their long blond hair tickles your chest
I dislike orderlies ( cute ones) who don't give bed baths.
I dislike pen pushers and bean counters
I dislike quilts with holes in them.
I dislike ratbags full stop.
I dislike teasers of animals
I dislike undergarments that chafe.
I dislike whacks on the head with an iron bar.
I dislike albatross's shitting all over the car windscreen.
I dislike devils on the road
I dislike early mornings.
