I dislike teetotallers in my bar
I dislike unbounded enthusiasm
I dislike vipers in my back yard
I dislike wishing I was younger
I dislike xtreme shortage of time
I dislike yachts chasing whales in front of our coast
I dislike zoos with no monkeys
I dislike avon ladies knocking on my door.
I dislike black nail polish
I dislike cooking and leaving the mess behind
I dislike dirty dishes on the sink
I dislike eating while dirty dishes are piled up in the sink
I dislike faking I love washing dirty dishes
I dislike kecking over on my ankle on the uneven pavements.
