I dislike zips that get stuck just as the giant hairy-legged spider's eyes are gleaming when it sees the forlorn virgin has got stuck on the glue.
I dislike coughing up green gollies.
I dislike dozing off in front of the telly.
i dislike eating too much for lunch while at office!
I dislike getting wet when it is cold outside
I dislike having to walk to the shop in the rain.
I dislike icicles dropping onto my head
I dislike king-sized hot dogs.
I dislike miserable weather when I'm on holiday
I dislike no hopers stealing my morning paper from the front lawn.
I dislike opening cans for dinner
I dislike picking up after myself
I dislike queuing in shops.
I dislike rain when I'm at the football
