I dislike cats in my veggie gardens for obvious regions
I dislike counting flowers on the wall
But it don't bother me at all
Smoking cigarettes and whisky and I'm drinking gin
Well don't tell
MATHOS. shut up.
Oh right..OK
I was on a breaker.
Shut up Mathos.
You'll scare the cats.
I dislike flagpoles that fall over in the wind.
I dislike howling dogs after midnight
I dislike impulsive women grabbing at my trouser legs.
I dislike jumping to conclusions
I dislike kissing aunties on the cheeks.
I dislike munching walnuts.
I dislike nutcrackers that don't crack
I dislike oranges that make me wince
I dislike piano's falling on my head from seven storey buildings.
I dislike rescuing maidens from torrents of ice run-off rivers.
I dislike thrumming Oz jingoists.
I dislike unfriendly people
I dislike viewing photos of people looking unfriendly
