I dislike injections. (They hurt)
I dislike the jury system
I dislike pricking my finger on cheap bra fasteners.
I dislike quarter pounders from McDonalds
I do not like rude people
I dislike treating women to massive drinks and then finding they won't even get their tits out.
I dislike uttering words on the threads like my predecessor
I dislike vases that leak
I dislike whinging people
I dislike eX's who sell their stories to the tabloid press!
I dislike zoos with enclosures that look too small
I dislike apples falling on my head when I stroll in the orchard.
I dislike bunches of flowers that require arranging and putting in a vase
