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Sat 16 Sep, 2006 03:17 pm
This is bizarre beyond words. Also hilarious. Heating urine in a microwave so that it would be room temperature??? These people either have double-digit IQs or they've been spending entirely too much time eating magic mushrooms.
Too too tricky by far, catapulting that stunt into stupidly puerile penile exploits.
Oh, the usual suspects are here already
It is bizarre indeed, so bizarre that it is gustavratzenhofer bizarre....
From the article:
Quote:The incident began when Creighton's friend, Gustav Ratzenhofer, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.
Quote:The incident began when Creighton's friend, Gustav Ratzenhofer, filled a fake penis with his urine
Gus:
Don't bother to return that funnel you borrowed from me.
Joe(Just nevermind, okay)Nation
Nah, more like the daily swamp news.
That's so disgusting. Doesn't an egg explode if its put in the microwave? What if that happened to the fake penis, or what if it reached over 110 degrees.
Why does a women need a fake penis to pass a drug test?
A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41..............
Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.
Remember these are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. They wanted to carry urine and the fake was the receptacle they were most familiar with.
Joe( druggies are nothing if not resourceful)Nation
I guess it's better than a guy using a female's urine to pass a drug test. At least there's no chance of extra testing discovering that while he's drug free-he's also pregnant.
Oh yeah, that would be the proverbial miracle then.
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