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Okay, this is a little strange! - Fake Penis Alert

 
 
Mame
 
Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 03:17 pm
http://www.nbc5i.com/news/9856578/detail.html
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:02 pm
This is bizarre beyond words. Also hilarious. Heating urine in a microwave so that it would be room temperature??? These people either have double-digit IQs or they've been spending entirely too much time eating magic mushrooms.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 06:06 pm
Too too tricky by far, catapulting that stunt into stupidly puerile penile exploits.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 08:14 pm
Oh, the usual suspects are here already Laughing
It is bizarre indeed, so bizarre that it is gustavratzenhofer bizarre....

From the article:

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The incident began when Creighton's friend, Gustav Ratzenhofer, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job. On the way to the test, the couple stopped at a convenience store and asked a clerk to heat it in a microwave. They had wrapped it in a paper towel.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 08:15 pm
was that in the NYTimes?
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 08:19 pm
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The incident began when Creighton's friend, Gustav Ratzenhofer, filled a fake penis with his urine



Gus:

Don't bother to return that funnel you borrowed from me.

Joe(Just nevermind, okay)Nation
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 08:20 pm
Nah, more like the daily swamp news.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 08:25 pm
Joe Nation wrote:
Quote:
The incident began when Creighton's friend, Gustav Ratzenhofer, filled a fake penis with his urine



Gus:

Don't bother to return that funnel you borrowed from me.

Joe(Just nevermind, okay)Nation


<lying under the table> Laughing Laughing Laughing
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martybarker
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 08:52 pm
That's so disgusting. Doesn't an egg explode if its put in the microwave? What if that happened to the fake penis, or what if it reached over 110 degrees. Shocked
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sat 16 Sep, 2006 11:29 pm
Why does a women need a fake penis to pass a drug test?

A woman named Leslye Creighton, 41..............
Creighton's friend, Vincent Bostic, 31, filled a fake penis with his urine, which Creighton planned to use to pass a drug test to get a job.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 06:56 am
Remember these are not the sharpest knives in the drawer. They wanted to carry urine and the fake was the receptacle they were most familiar with.

Joe( druggies are nothing if not resourceful)Nation
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Wilso
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 07:01 am
I guess it's better than a guy using a female's urine to pass a drug test. At least there's no chance of extra testing discovering that while he's drug free-he's also pregnant.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 17 Sep, 2006 09:26 am
Oh yeah, that would be the proverbial miracle then.
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