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Fri 15 Sep, 2006 02:53 pm
here,if you'd like to read the whole article.
If this turns violent in any way, then I really think we will have to implement a mandatory lobotomy program for any perpetrators that we catch, along with the idiots quoted above, so these mouthbreathers can't hurt anyone else with their stupidity.
Or maybe it would be better to fan the flames, so the Catholics/Christians and the Muslims can just duke it out amongst each other and leave the rest of us rational human beings out of it.
There is such stupidity in the world.
Unfortunately, when religious fanatics war, rational humans tend to wind up tied to the burning stake first on the theory that "if you're not for us, you're against us (and therefore against our version of God)".
By God, let's nuke somebody . . . screw all those religious crackpots, let's nuke the Vatican and Karachi . . .
Political Science
No one likes us
I don't know why.
We may not be perfect,
But heaven knows we try.
But all around
even our old friends put us down
Let's drop the big one
And see what happens.
We give them money,
But are they grateful?
No, they're spiteful, and they're hateful.
They don't respect us, so let's surprise them
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them.
Asia's crowded, Europe's too old,
Africa is far too hot, and Canada's too cold.
And South America stole our name
Let's drop the big one,
There'll be no one left to blame us.
We'll save Australia, don't want to hurt no kangaroos.
We'll build an American amusement park there,
They got surfin' too!
Boom! goes London, Boom! Paree
More room for you and more room for me.
And every city the whole world round,
Will just be another American town.
Oh, how peaceful it'll be!
We'll set everybody free!
You'll wear a Japanese kimono, baby
And there'll be Italian shoes for me!
They all hate us anyhow
So let's drop the big one now,
Let's drop the big one now!
--Randy Newman
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