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Are there many brits on able2know?

 
 
Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 07:50 am
Erik30 wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Buggered off with his Aussie mates as summer has ended here, I suppose.


Wish i could, Lord Elpus. I work in the local area as a general handyman but the work is drying up a bit now the holidays are over. Its tempting though.


My son is seriously saving to get out there by January. He reckons that every Aussie girl he's met (and he's met a few) has offered to put him up for a few nights when he gets there.

I'm not jealous. Honest.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 07:53 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
He reckons that every Aussie girl he's met (and he's met a few) has offered to put him up for a few nights when he gets there.

I'm not jealous. Honest.


Of the trip or his offers from lovley laydeees??
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 07:55 am
I've already been to OZ, so I've seen what those gorgeous young beach girls look like.....

I'm still not jealous though.



<wanders off, sobbing>
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 10:11 am
I'm pulling on me cossy, I've already got the shower cap on...

...and taken the legs of the ironing board!

"Gudday, Ellpus, wanna stay at me gaff for a few days? I've got plenty of tinnies in"

x
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 10:24 am
Erik30 wrote:
ROTFLMAO.
This place is crazy. Nice to meet you all.
Smorgs, i hate black pudding, im afraid to say. Your from Manchester, obviously. Red or Blue?


I'm an honourary Manc, you know (right, smorgs?).

Blue, of course.

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8151/120pxoldmanchestercitylogosr6.gif
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 10:29 am
You so are Ticomaya!

And a true Blue!

xxxx
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 10:45 am
smorgs wrote:
I'm pulling on me cossy, I've already got the shower cap on...

...and taken the legs of the ironing board!

"Gudday, Ellpus, wanna stay at me gaff for a few days? I've got plenty of tinnies in"

x


OOH! I.....I.......I've come over all Bondai!!

I'm greasing myself with whale oil, slip, slap, slopping (msolga et al will understand that one) and I'll be there first thing in the morrow!
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 10:47 am
smorgs wrote:
You so are Ticomaya!

And a true Blue!

xxxx


I knew an Irishman once, who thought that Manchester City were a football team!

<digs out tin hat again>

(smorgs.....WHEN are you going to open my PM to you re. the lottery numbers you gave me?)
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 10:52 am
smorgs when are you going to send me a naughty email?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 10:53 am
You mean, such as LordE and I get? Shocked
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 10:56 am
Don't mock smorgs...she's got the lucky touch!

I tried it with Osso, but unfortunately, it didn't pay off!


SMORGS WON ME A TENNER!

(I now owe her a pound....10%, and will send it by pigeon post next Wednesday)
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 11:04 am
....on second thoughts, I'll send it via A2K.....


Here you are, smorgsy.....

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b358/lordellpus/jersey_english_note.jpg
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 11:09 am
But given yr immeasurable wealth oh lord, isnt £10 less than what you tip to the guy who wipes yr butt after you take a crap? Twisted Evil
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 11:10 am
Well....he does a bit more than that, but...yes, I suppose it is.

Do you think I should give her another pound?
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 11:34 am
Depends on what kind of "pound" you are talking abt
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 11:59 am
As wotisname off the telly would say "You ARE awful, G....but I like you!"
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smorgs
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 12:49 pm
Boys, boys...

There is only so much of smorgs to spread around!

Ellpus, I'm soo happy you won a tenner Very Happy Wish it had been the jackpot, but a tenner's better than a slap round yer gob with a kipper...

Prince, G (for gorgeous), note the subtle pink colour (I repeat COLOUR) I plan on revealing all very soon...Queens are soo impatient!

Mr Hinteler, et tu brute?

x
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 12:54 pm
How do you do that, with all those colour thingy's?
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Walter Hinteler
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 12:54 pm
smorgs wrote:

Mr Hinteler, et tu brute?


I'm more on the Cheshire side Embarrassed
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 6 Sep, 2006 12:56 pm
Let's give THIS a go!
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