I saw some in the shop up the road today, and was very tempted.
Salad and donkey fodder diet at the mo....
I feel like a friggin' chimpanzee!
Do you know where I can find one this time of night?
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Lord Ellpus
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 11:46 am
Well, tell a slight lie actually......tonight, I am going to cook a whole packet of these, with a steak and small green salad.
When do you think I'll explode?
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smorgs
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 11:56 am
Backatcha!
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Ticomaya
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 12:01 pm
smorgs wrote:
You're twisting me melon now!
Okay, smorgs .... can you tell me what that line from the Happy Mondays song means?
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On an unrelated note:
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smorgs
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 12:01 pm
They're big fingers, Ellpus........................................
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Lord Ellpus
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 12:07 pm
Yes, the Ellpus family are famed for our appendages.
Tico, I have no idea what melon twisting involves, but I think it's something to do with whippets.
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smorgs
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 12:11 pm
Tico wrote:
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Okay, smorgs .... can you tell me what that line from the Happy Mondays song means?
It means:
(smorgs adopts mancunian accent - 'cos really she is posh)
Stop ******* winding me up!
Yer getting 'onh nerves
Yoose tekkin the piss?
Were you coming over all Mick Jaggery with the Mars, Tico?
Marrianne.
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Ticomaya
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 12:14 pm
Of course I'm not taking the piss with you. I just wondered if you could answer the question, since you used it in a sentence and all.
And if by accident I was "coming over all Mick Jaggery with the mars," I humbly apologize. That's the last thing I was trying to do.
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smorgs
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 12:14 pm
Would you like a manicure, Ellpus?
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smorgs
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 12:19 pm
Quote:
Of course I'm not taking the piss with you.
Aww, Tico...
That reads really sweet to me, you know...
You sound like an ESOL student trying to be Mancunian!
Or are you twisting my melon?
x
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JPB
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 01:17 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Well, tell a slight lie actually......tonight, I am going to cook a whole packet of these, with a steak and small green salad.
When do you think I'll explode?
It shouldn't take more than an hour or two.
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Ticomaya
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 03:42 pm
smorgs wrote:
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Of course I'm not taking the piss with you.
Aww, Tico...
That reads really sweet to me, you know...
You sound like an ESOL student trying to be Mancunian!
Or are you twisting my melon?
x
How long have you known me? Would I twist your melons?
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smorgs
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:05 pm
Well...
You would, but then I would enjoy it!
(and the Mars)
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Merry Andrew
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 04:35 pm
Colonel Pierpoint, eh? Didn't that traffic light explode a short time later, killing some unfortunate bloke? I doubt that Col. Pierpoint is someone to brag about. (But I hadn't heard that bit about his being hit by a car on the day of the unveiling. That's gruesomely funny, y're lordship.)
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margo
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 09:12 pm
woteva appened to him wot started all dis?
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Lord Ellpus
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Tue 5 Sep, 2006 09:57 pm
Buggered off with his Aussie mates as summer has ended here, I suppose.
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Erik30
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Wed 6 Sep, 2006 06:49 am
ROTFLMAO.
This place is crazy. Nice to meet you all.
Smorgs, i hate black pudding, im afraid to say. Your from Manchester, obviously. Red or Blue?
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Erik30
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Wed 6 Sep, 2006 06:51 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Buggered off with his Aussie mates as summer has ended here, I suppose.
Wish i could, Lord Elpus. I work in the local area as a general handyman but the work is drying up a bit now the holidays are over. Its tempting though.
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Erik30
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Wed 6 Sep, 2006 07:24 am
msolga wrote:
Erik30 wrote:
And several Oz girls who were mad at me. :twisted
Wrong, Erik.
Two Australian women. Not several Oz girls.
And I don't really think we were terribly mad at you at all.
I knew that really. Im learning strine at the moment by the way, so we should be able to have a proper convo soon.
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Walter Hinteler
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Wed 6 Sep, 2006 07:35 am
Erik30 wrote:
Im learning strine at the moment by the way, ..- .
Seems to be really good and funny as well, regarding the photo published about it (that's there on the right, isn't it?):
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