Okay, so what have I been saying for years?
PLUTO IS NOT A PLANET!
Now it has been made official:
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Oh, what sweet vindication! Don't let the door hit you on the way out, you goddamn rogue imposter. Ever since your discovery in 1930, your haughty and arrogant orbit has gone unchecked. But I knew all along, damnit, I knew. Now the truth has been exposed, and I can rest easy.
Bitch.
Let this be a lesson to you all. Don't pretend to be something you are not.