Help needed with Marlboro contest question

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does that mean you are my friend now? lol

Hello horse, here ya go you blind thing...

Yes blues...

oh well great i open my mail and i have alot of mail from here so thats what i turned on..lol great day

To horsefarm.
There is no way that the news about the accident is bringing us all down horse. We all just have somthing else to pray for besides these clues
and the answers to them.

and to Jrtaz123: I am extremly sorry to hear about your daughter. Last dui was my last and it's why I dont get drunk. Wish there was some way to get back all the good people that should not have crossed over. Praying heaven is better than the hell here on earth.

ok well you have it, it is here for all to see coondog is my friend lol

I give blues a tip on #12 and she think's i am horsefarm.... GEEEEZZZ

No matter how nice you are to coon, there are just some answers he ain't gonna give out. And I was VERRAH nice!

I don't blame you though, coon. I don't blame you, yet I do... :wink:

does "whiskey row" sound like casino to anyone but me?

ok well i will have to figure out which two you are talking about
because i have way more than two. lol

listen now come on. when i checked my e mail their were so many names there. lol i told you i was new at this lol

he he he..

Forgiven :wink:

ok well thats nice. thanks for the tip. i was for sure you wouldn't give me another one.lol
are you? lol

HEy ya'll I think we are all getting stressed out. SO here is something to just lighten up the mood.


ONE Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?" I replied. "We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply. "So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?" "That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

TWO I was checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items and the lady behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider", looking it all over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said "OK," and I paid her for the things and left. She had no clue to what had j ust happened.

THREE A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on the Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."

FOUR I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked. "No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long walk."

FIVE Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?" "Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

SIX I was in a car dealership a while ago, when a large motor home was towed into the garage. The front of the vehicle was in dire need of repair and the whole thing generally looked like an extra in "Twister." I asked the manager what had happened. He told me that the driver had set the "cruise control" and then went in the back to make a sandwich.

SEVEN My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have prob lems with their computers. One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do you guys have a fire downtown?"

EIGHT Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.

NINE A mother calls 911 very worried asking the dispatcher if she needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid was eating ants. The dispatcher tells her to give the kid some Benadryl and should be fine. The mother says, "I just gave him some ant killer....." Dispatcher: "Rush him in to emergency!"

Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid."

Just thought we needed to have a little fun with all the stress. HOpe it has helped.

What good is it to give it to you with a explanation if you doubt me?

i don't doubt you. thank you, thank you, you are a sweetie!!

and i was talking about not helping me any more because i mistaken you for horsefarm..lol

JRTAZ123

Thanks for the comic relief. It hit the spot. BTW that same kid works at our McDonalds here in Illinois.

well i'm off to research for a couple of hours. jrtaz123 that was funny and it helped clear my head. lol yall play nice with coondog now, he is a sweat heart. lol