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Help needed with Marlboro contest question

 
 
Flumoxed
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:15 am
toots3928 wrote:
hubby got me a sewing machine. picked one up for me so i could sew his jeans. his jeans are always ripping in the crotch!!!! maybe his peeny is too big!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


"Maybe" it's too big ... Toots get out yer flute and check! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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whitelightning
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:15 am
Flumoxed wrote:
whitelightning wrote:
Ya'll bring the needle and thread and I'll grab the pizza and beer....oh yeah...those curtains will be done in no time....oxie you wanna join us a little sewin' fest Laughing Laughing


You wouldn't want me to sew ... I have only one pattern - zig-zag Laughing


well then you would fit right in with me...I was so proud just to get the darn machine workin' right that the zig zags I was makin with my thread didn't even phase me Laughing
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angel1234
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:16 am
whitelightning wrote:
toots3928 wrote:
hubby got me a sewing machine. picked one up for me so i could sew his jeans. his jeans are always ripping in the crotch!!!! maybe his peeny is too big!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


or maybe that dildo he sports around is screamin for help Laughing
Too funny Laughing Laughing Aint that the worst part to rip? Very Happy Yeehaw a peeny measuring going on. Laughing
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whitelightning
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:17 am
Welp folks...my coworker is screamin' at me something about being hungry and stomach eatin' backbone...guess I better go to lunch...be back in a bit
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coondog
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:18 am
When ya'll get the sewing down pat, i need new curtains too, to match my couch that will be here wednesday.
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Flumoxed
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:18 am
whitelightning wrote:
Flumoxed wrote:
whitelightning wrote:
Ya'll bring the needle and thread and I'll grab the pizza and beer....oh yeah...those curtains will be done in no time....oxie you wanna join us a little sewin' fest Laughing Laughing


You wouldn't want me to sew ... I have only one pattern - zig-zag Laughing


well then you would fit right in with me...I was so proud just to get the darn machine workin' right that the zig zags I was makin with my thread didn't even phase me Laughing


Actually ... I didn't want to admit I'm proficient in that sport. Had to sew on many a button on uniforms and my pants always seemed to have a rip in the crotch ... hmmmmm! :wink:
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toots3928
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:19 am
Flumoxed wrote:
toots3928 wrote:
hubby got me a sewing machine. picked one up for me so i could sew his jeans. his jeans are always ripping in the crotch!!!! maybe his peeny is too big!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


"Maybe" it's too big ... Toots get out yer flute and check! Laughing Laughing Laughing
let's see.... yep. too big!!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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horsefarm
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:20 am
Howdy peeps Very Happy
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toots3928
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:20 am
Flumoxed wrote:
whitelightning wrote:
Flumoxed wrote:
whitelightning wrote:
Ya'll bring the needle and thread and I'll grab the pizza and beer....oh yeah...those curtains will be done in no time....oxie you wanna join us a little sewin' fest Laughing Laughing


You wouldn't want me to sew ... I have only one pattern - zig-zag Laughing


well then you would fit right in with me...I was so proud just to get the darn machine workin' right that the zig zags I was makin with my thread didn't even phase me Laughing


Actually ... I didn't want to admit I'm proficient in that sport. Had to sew on many a button on uniforms and my pants always seemed to have a rip in the crotch ... hmmmmm! :wink:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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angel1234
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:20 am
I guess I beter get ready for the party at Coons, Ya'all remember. Coon dont forget to leave the key under the mat. Laughing
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toots3928
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:21 am
horsefarm wrote:
Howdy peeps Very Happy
hey horse!!!! how are your peeps today????
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toots3928
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:22 am
coondog wrote:
When ya'll get the sewing down pat, i need new curtains too, to match my couch that will be here wednesday.
you want leather curtains coon???? Laughing
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angel1234
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:22 am
Mornin Horse Very Happy
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horsefarm
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:22 am
oxie thanks for your support of the vets......they are wanting to put that cemetary 5 miles from me....i emailed the man and voluteered in any way....feel free to keep passin that newspaper clipping on for me
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Flumoxed
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:25 am
horsefarm wrote:
oxie thanks for your support of the vets......they are wanting to put that cemetary 5 miles from me....i emailed the man and voluteered in any way....feel free to keep passin that newspaper clipping on for me


Mornin' Horsie ... sorry for attributing that to Mama (had 30 pages to catch up on). Will do dearie! :wink:
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horsefarm
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:27 am
Im not stayin on just wanted to say mornin.......if I missed anyone and you would like to help me out with the vet. cemetary please email me and i will send the info to ya.....thanks and yall be good till i get back Laughing
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angel1234
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:29 am
Later Horse, I think we need to be the ones to tell you to be good. You are the wild woman in here. Laughing
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coondog
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:30 am
toots3928 wrote:
coondog wrote:
When ya'll get the sewing down pat, i need new curtains too, to match my couch that will be here wednesday.
you want leather curtains coon???? Laughing
Never heard of leather curtains before, but i think i want dark chocolate merlot color. Check the couch out. Type in Camelot motion leather sofa. It is at Great Priced Furniture, tell me what you think..
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toots3928
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:41 am
coondog wrote:
toots3928 wrote:
coondog wrote:
When ya'll get the sewing down pat, i need new curtains too, to match my couch that will be here wednesday.
you want leather curtains coon???? Laughing
Never heard of leather curtains before, but i think i want dark chocolate merlot color. Check the couch out. Type in Camelot motion leather sofa. It is at Great Priced Furniture, tell me what you think..
very nice coon!!!! like the way it wraps around!!!! be chillin on that watchin your new tv!!!!
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toots3928
 
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Reply Fri 3 Nov, 2006 10:43 am
well cats, gotta go finish my blow job!!!! hope i can get it started. wish me luck!!!! :wink:
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