The censored word was A@@hole
that was a good one Flu
and the humor goes on ... with a bit of western flair
A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.
The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you." The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him. The next morning she handed him a $100 bill. Blushing, he said, "Well, thankye maam-!! Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services
before." She said, "Don't be flattered...take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit." ... Anonymous
toots what route are you looking at for peeny or penny
Forgive me ladies, but you know it's true ... :wink:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating,
she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his temple and duct tape over his mouth while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected.
