Not since day before yesterday..
Here's something for you:
>>>There is a factory in Northern Minnesota, that makes the Tickle Me
>>>Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
>>>
>>>Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports
>>>for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM.
>>>
>>>The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's
door.
>>>The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
>>>employee.
>>>
>>>He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line is
>>>backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule. The
>>>Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
>>>men march down to the factory floor.
>>>
>>>When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle
>>>Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really beginning to
>>>pile up. At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains
>>>of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge
>>>bag of small marbles.
>>>
>>>The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
>>>wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
>>>package between Elmo's legs.
>>>
>>>The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes
>>>of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena.
>>>
>>>"I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face,
>>>"but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday..."
>>>
>>>"Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.
