A bear walked into a bar and said "give me a beer" the bartender said "i am sorry we dont sell beers to bears on drugs. The bear said but I dont do drugs. The bar tender said I am sorry but no. The bear said if you dont sell me a beer I am gonna rip off this guys head and eat it. Then you will give me one. The bar tender said if you must. The bear ripped the guys head off that was sitting at the bar and ate it. He looked at the bar tender and said give me a beer. The bar tender said No we dont sell beers to bears on drugs. The bear was getting ticked. The bear said I am gonna do the same thing to everyone at this bar till you sell me a beer. The bar tender said if you must. The bear went on a rampage ripping heads and eating them. He got to the very last person...it was a young lady. The bear said you have one more chance to make this right. Now sell me a beer. The bar tender said no we dont sell beers to bears on drugs. The bear ripped her head off and ate it. The bear said now you are next. Sell me a beer. The bartender said I told you we dont sell beers to bears on drugs. The bear looked at him and said I told you I dont do drugs, The bar tender looked at the bear and said ya you do. That was the "bar-bitch-u-ate" Get it.. aint that cute???
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