Help needed with Marlboro contest question

oh yeah... said something along the lines of being an idiot too... or something like that!

Okay, I think you really left now so I want to gossip somemore. Lets see ummm there isn't much to say. Maybe I lead a boring life. I did invite the President to my wedding way back in 1983. He sent me a very nice card saying he couldn't make it and he actually signed it and so did the First Lady. That was President Ronald Reagan and his wife Nancy. I thought that was pretty neat that they sent me a card and actually signed it. People thought I was nuts when they found out the President was actually on my invite list. Then they were surprised when I received the card.

well... i guess i'm talking to myself now..... ladidadada....ladidadada....blah blah blah....really? me too!!!!

Toots, you are not suppose to be here

no flipping way! too funny! too bad he didn't send you some cashola!!!! in case you haven't guessed i'm still here!

you never know who lurking in the shadows!!!!

almost 3:00 am here.

btw the floor under my chair is wet! ewwww

does the floor smell like pee?

yep!

ewww!

okay, maybe toots is gone now so I will be very quiet. no caps, don't want to let her hear me. i heard the idiot part toots but that's okay. I have to wonder myself sometimes if I am an idiot. i was brought up not to lie, but when i told the truth i still got in trouble. so, like an idiot, i thought if i lied maybe i would get away with it and not get in trouble as opposed to telling the truth and getting in trouble. it didn't take me too long to realize that telling the truth even if i got in trouble was better than lieing. even today if my hubby asks me something and i know if i tell the truth i am going to get in trouble i try changing the subject. that never works. so i tell the truth and get in trouble. i even asked him one time if i should go stand in the corner. he didn't think it was funny, but i did.

toots, clean yourself up and go to bed so I can gossip.

so do i!

ok...ok...i'm going! be that way! ...

now i think she is gone. here is something stupid i did. i usually mow our lawn (a little under 1/3 acre) because i like to and it is good exercise. i was 1/2 way done mowing when the lawn mower stopped. i knew it had gas because i always fill it up after i use it (creature of habit). so i checked the oil. it was low on oil so i went to the outside shed and looked around and ahah, there was a container that looked like oil. now remember i never had to put oil in the lawn mower before. so i poured this stuff in and went to start the mower. it huffed and puffed and there was black smoke and i just knew i screwed up and did something wrong. so, i called the hubby hoping that he could tell me how to get the mower started. he asked what i did to it so i tell him. next thing i know the phone has a dial tone. within 2 minutes he was home and boy was he mad. i was laying in the shade reading a book, because i couldn't mow the lawn, and there he was towering over me mad as heck because i poured gas/oil mixture in the mower. i guess that can was for the weedeater or something. anyway, he is really mad, and says he told me what that can was for so i should have known. i looked at him and said "you told me at least 15 years ago and i am suppose to remember that?" so he continues about how i should have known, i ruined the mower blah blah blah. i couldn't help it i just started laughing. wrong thing to do, he got more mad and said "now you think it is funny". you know when you get the giggles and just can't stop. well i got them and the more i laughed the more mad he got. finally he just left and i was still laughing.
sorry if i am boring anyone. just ignore me if i am.

okay what other dumb things have i done. oh i know. we went with friends to hawaii and they wanted to go sight seeing. i didn't because i had already been there a few times, but i went anyway. so, everywhere they stopped i either had a cigarette or stayed in the car. at one stop i stayed in the car and ended up falling asleep. well, i wake up to the one couple banging on the car and windows yelling for me to wake up and let them in the car. I woke up and yelled i can't let you in i don't have the keys. they started laughing and the guy yelled back okay mony lift up on the thing here by the window (doorlock) so we can get in (duh). i felt stupid. so i did and the car alarm goes off. my hubby had the keys, didn't know where he was, so now the couple can get in the car but the alarm is going off, people are looking at us weird, and this alarm doesn't reset. just kept going. now i am laughing because if i wouldn't have opened the door we wouldn't be sitting in this stupid car, alarm going off and people giving us dirty looks and yelling at us to turn it off. i just knew i shouldn't have opened the door.

shhh. the lurkers are in the shadows!!!!

toots, you are a lurker (oh no). I was kinda having fun in here telling how dumb i can be.