sorry horse- I thought you were telling me a joke--let me see if I got it
I'd love to sit here and visit with old friends all night but I need my beauty sleep... good thing I didn't fall in no hole.
Chat with ya'll in the morning. Try not to post no 40 pages tonight. I have to get my house ready for a Home and Garden Party tomorrow night. I can't sit here all day and read what ya'll have to say.
Hope my party goes well.
night y'all see you later today.
I am going to start sending the girls out with duck tape hahahahahahaha
A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him:
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER...FASTER...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...clappity-BUMP...
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him...
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...and,
(hopefully, are you ready for this)
The coffin stops.
Duct taped my ass on tonite so it won't slide off
horsefarm wrote:
mama did you get the redneck birth control yet?
what's that horse? a quarter?
If I put it between my knees and don't let it drop, it's a pretty effective form of birth control
I know you ladies are familiar with the term "bend it over"....the quarter stays put.....LOL
