It is a real word my dear. In fact it has made a regular appearence in the Dover courtroom and on the ID thread. It's behavious is thought to prove that God doesn't exist. People think all sorts of things.
Whether "clunch" defines me I am not qualified to say. Whatever you wish. I was "vexatious" earlier.
Jullet (medic). The phenomenon of the breasts, upper chest, hips, thighs and buttocks of a salad-dodgeress of a certain age which merge into a wobbling mass of undifferentiated cellulite.
Does that apply to you my leetle cheekedee?
Absolutely not; she has a very well defined waist and other assets.
struncheon - a parenthetical portion
If, in a temperance lecture, a person took occasion to advocate another cause for a while - the freedom of the slave, say - it would be said that he 'gave 'em a struncheon' on that.
cucupha, a cover for the head made of cephalic spices powdered, sewn within a cap, and worn against catarrhs and diseases of the head.
stelliscript - what's written in the stars
Noinkers, aka kahunas, cajooblies, bazongers, oomlaaters, chumbawumbas etc - a lady's bosoms.
Are some of you sphacelated?
No. And we are not dysmorphophiliacs either.
coevrefu - curfew, William the Bastard (self-styled Conqueror) commanded that in every town and village, a bell should be rung at 8 o'clock, and that all people should then put out their fire and candle and take their rest (sounds like Tony Blair and his Save the Planet laws). But Henry 1 restored to his subjects the use of fire and lights as afore. It followeth that many men also gave themselves to robbery and murders in the night.
(John Stow's Survey of London, 1598)
Mugabe -- a frankly silly postage stamp-sized tuft of pubic hair left after the ministrations of a particularly ironic Barber of Seville operation in the Health and Beauty shop.
fowerty-frappers = fireworks, a word from Cumberland
Pyrophane - A mineral which is opaque in its natural state, but is said to change its color and become transparent by heat.
After I'd seen the definition of NORITE in a dictionary I started a long and pointless poem:
A norite is a gabbro with a rhombic pyroxene
Is it pink or is it purple, is it stripy brown and green?
Is it used for making palaces or lining prison walls?
Do you find it in lone crystals? Is it seen in waterfalls?
etc etc
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of Long Words
PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS
(A lung disease caused by breathing in certain particles)
Mysticatittivaccinated.
Being stabbed by the poisoned pin of pointlessness.
munz watcher = one of those sneaks that makes a practice of watching the movements of sweethearts on their nightly walks, and if any impropriety is witnessed, demanding hush money to keep the matter secret. A Yorkshire term.
