Rigmutton, a wanton wench that is ready to be men's rompstall
Spidireen, a non-existent ship - if a sailor didn't want to disclose which ship he was on, he would say it was the spidireen frigate with nine decks and no bottom.
There is a word CUCUPHA which is a cap with spices sewn into it to prevent diseases of the head, such as colds. Good idea, no?
Moustaka- a lady's pubic hair styled in the manner of a Wild West bartender's moustache.
they have to be real words, though
idocrase - a tetragonal mineral that can be green, yellow or brown
zarf is a metal holder for a tea or coffee cup
Zaïmph, the mantle of the goddess Tanit.
astrolatry, the worship of heavenly bodies
pantarbe, an imaginary stone which would magnetise gold
To vapulate - To flog or whip; to beat or strike.
graillon - a dirty slatternly woman, who emits an odour of kitchen grease
Ronyon -- a considerably worse example than the last contribution. (See Macbeth Act 1 Scene 111)
I thought of it as 'runyon', a rump-fed runyon.
To knutter is to make a greeting noise, of a horse. Only in Hampshire. Everywhere else it's whicker.
Beejam (Bejaune by Cotgrave).
A novice; a beginner in a trade or art.
faithfullist - a believer
beaufetier -- a manservant who waits on at the side-board.
Hey, Clary and Spendius, that's just a list of old French words!
No need to vaticinate!
tu as raison
but how about CAPELTHWAITE
A being that could appear in the form of any quadruped, but usually a large black dog; often blamed for drunks arriving home disheveled and without certain items of clothing. A Westmoreland legend.
Flaggelum
A bacteria which anti-iders use to prove some point or other.
I don't think that's a real word but mine are. Does this define you, spen?
clunch - sour tempered, abrupt in speech, and irritable
