Killer Feng Shui!

Re: Killer Feng Shui!

Absolutely all true, my uncle sat in an un feng shui chair placement and when the neighbor's truck rolled down the driveway smashing into my uncle's house the first place it hit was my uncles chair, He died immediately. My front door is painted chinese red.

I've only seen BULLSH!T a couple of times, but I really love it.

I don't know much about feng shui per se, but I do know about decorating a room.

For me at least, if the furniture isn't placed in a way which is aestetically (sp) pleasing, I become uncomfortable. Even more so if the colors aren't right.

If I'm uncomfortable, I tend to get stressed....leading to physical stress....leading to....

you see where I'm going.

Oh dys....that sound like how my grandfather died....well, it wasn't a chair, it was a dead mule...and it wasn't a rolling trunk, it was a woman driver trying to get around the dead mule.

I think the mule was facing the wrong way, and my grandfather shouldn't have been standing in front of the mule, but behind it.


Just goes to show....

If you stand behind a mule without an intervening plow, I assure you, one of you is in the wrong place.

No, this was in the middle of the street....This was back in grandpa day you know, like 50 years ago, before I was born.

He was just trying to be a good samaritan directing traffic around the dead mule. At least, that's what I like to think.

Who knows, maybe he was drunker than a Spaniard and found the mule attractive.

What about the benefits of crystals?

Crystals of potassium cyanide work every time.

A weekend at Sedona Az at a B&B with crystal pyramids on your head will tune-up your karma ghia (oil change extra)