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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 04:03 pm
Re: The Dys
dyslexia wrote:
I shall spend the rest of the day eating worms and thinking suicide is the only way out.


I'm concerned about the worms. If your going to commit suicide anyway, shouldn't you let the worms live? Think of the worms, dys, what did they ever do to you?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 04:03 pm
Re: The Dys
dlowan wrote:
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
(the Porsche has a dead battery, is this a sign from god?)


That Dys is one pitiful one-upper. He knows my car battery died on Monday and that my new gardener helped me get my car going and buying and installing a new battery. He's also a snob His car is a Porsche and mine is a 1990 Volvo.
Dys, you've got to be more original---or I will report you to the Lady Diane.
BBB


Actually, I could run you a great argument that a 1990 Volvo is far snobbier than a Porsche.

It would run along the lines of the Volvo owner being way above petty considerations of flashy appeal and such...


I know I'm a superior snob to Dys, but I don't want to hurt his feelings. I do put safety and reliability over flash.

BBB
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 04:05 pm
What I want to know is as to what's happening with this "Dys Club" thingy?

I got sponsored, invited, and then....nothing?

As I mentioned in another memorable thread, no secret handshake, and Dys gives me some phone number, which isn't his, and I haven't a clue as to what's going on?

And what's the point of having a club if there's no meetings? If there's no meetings, I have to assume there really is no club.

I feel toyed with. Crying or Very sad
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 04:39 pm
Reyn
Reyn wrote:
What I want to know is as to what's happening with this "Dys Club" thingy?

I got sponsored, invited, and then....nothing?

As I mentioned in another memorable thread, no secret handshake, and Dys gives me some phone number, which isn't his, and I haven't a clue as to what's going on?

And what's the point of having a club if there's no meetings? If there's no meetings, I have to assume there really is no club.

I feel toyed with. Crying or Very sad


Someone is getting toyed? How come Reyn is being toyed and not the rest of us?

Boo hoo!

BBB Crying or Very sad
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nimh
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 04:46 pm
Who's Dys?
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farmerman
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 04:50 pm
A very cool trumpet player who could inflate his cheeks and play his fluglehorn. Man was most cooool.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 05:35 pm
I thought that was Diz..

huh, my Volvo is younger than yours... (waiting for quips)...

my '91 Volvo died a few deaths a couple of weeks ago, fairly exciting at the time. Mine wasn't a battery problem, heh, mine was more sophisticated, that being a matter of old relays. Relays? Relays.

My starter motor has sounded funny to me for about seven years now..

BBB, I and my car were towed to a wonderful volvo place, I am crazy about them.

So far.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 05:35 pm
damn, I JUST got home.

Tried to start up my Porsche, click...click...

checked under the hood.......Friggin' battery was GONE!!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 05:37 pm
Francis probably doesn't have a volvo...
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Reyn
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 05:41 pm
Re: Reyn
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Someone is getting toyed? How come Reyn is being toyed and not the rest of us?

Boo hoo!

Maybe it's a test? I thought I already passed the initiation thing.

[shrugs and looks puzzled]
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 06:36 pm
Re: Reyn
Reyn wrote:
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
Someone is getting toyed? How come Reyn is being toyed and not the rest of us?

Boo hoo!

Maybe it's a test? I thought I already passed the initiation thing.

[shrugs and looks puzzled]
Ok already, when you show up at my door you MAY get the guest room if Lash or Roger or Gus doesn't beat you to it.
roger
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 06:45 pm
Lash or Gus, you mean. Roger always gets the couch.

Anyhow, that porche is much safer than any Volvo.










As long as it has a dead battery, I mean.
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 07:08 pm
I'll cook Denver omelets at our first sleepover.

<or what we call Denver omelets in Georgia.>

<Now, I want omelets.>

Does the Dys burn rubber?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 07:12 pm
Lash wrote:
I'll cook Denver omelets at our first sleepover.

<or what we call Denver omelets in Georgia.>

<Now, I want omelets.>

Does the Dys burn rubber?

Of course not, Porsche 911 Carraras are too fast to wait around burning rubber (they are not at all like Cameros) we don't eat Denver omelets here because we eat breakfast burritos.
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 07:14 pm
Even when Georgians sleep over and offer to cook Denver omelets??

hmph
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 07:15 pm
http://www.buddig.com/files/recipe/recipe49_1.jpg
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 07:18 pm
Huevos Rancheros?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 07:19 pm
J_B wrote:
Dys is a poopity head.

Well












Yeah.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 07:19 pm
If Roger is going to sleep on the couch, can I sleep on Lash?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 07:20 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
If Roger is going to sleep on the couch, can I sleep on Lash?

and squash the Lashzenhofer baby?
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