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dyslexia
 
Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:34 pm
sorry Lash, your god hasn't come through.
Things I have learned lately on A2k is that fellow members don't find me "beloved," I am a buffoon, I am the
geezer of the west and the Lady Diane only keeps me around because i am her boy toy, because I wear a Stetson I have nothing of merit to say and i am abusive of snood/moma/ Mr red. I shall spend the rest of the day eating worms and thinking suicide is the only way out.
Thank you all for your concern.
(the Porsche has a dead battery, is this a sign from god?)
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:35 pm
You are sexually fixated on ducks, too, n'est-ce pas?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:38 pm
Setanta wrote:
You are sexually fixated on ducks, too, n'est-ce pas?

yeppers, some day i may post about my ducks and my dog Misha.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:39 pm
now you see, the reasons you stated are exactly why i value each and everything you say

i believe you are simply misunderstood
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:41 pm
djjd62 wrote:
now you see, the reasons you stated are exactly why i value each and everything you say

i believe you are simply misunderstood

The problem, as I see it, is that I am totally understood.
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Lash
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:44 pm
Everybody who's anybody beloves the Dys.

The freaks was undysvited, after they killed my god off.

But, you should know Di does keep you around for the hot lovin. We played poker for the rights to you one dusty afternoon in El Paso. She's a one woman juggernaut when the stakes are high.
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:45 pm
Visionary people are totally misunderstood....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:47 pm
Francis wrote:
Visionary people are totally misunderstood....

Oh yeah, I almost forget another sin, Francis is my friend.
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:49 pm
I have never liked Dys.
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Francis
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:50 pm
I understand, with the friends he has....
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 01:54 pm
Dead battery? In your own driveway, I hope...
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:38 pm
Dys is a poopity head.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:45 pm
J_B wrote:
Dys is a poopity head.


Mere tautology . . . tell us something we don't know . . .
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:48 pm
I don't know what we don't know.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:49 pm
Oh sure, respond to my nonsense with sense . . . sheesh . . .

(insert goofy, rolly-eyed emoticon here)
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JPB
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:52 pm
Ok, here's something you possibly don't know.

Dys is an anarchist. Or is that antichrist? I forget.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:53 pm
dyslexia wrote:
Francis wrote:
Visionary people are totally misunderstood....

Oh yeah, I almost forget another sin, Francis is my friend.


Well, bugger me, he's friend too.

And MY car's starter motor has gone bye bye...and I can't afford to fix it, therefore I have no car!!!


So...some sort of supernatural force is at work here, and it seems to be an evil one, and to revolve around Francis.


I'm getting scared.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:55 pm
I like Dys because he sort of reminds me of myself... without all the urabn sophistication and wittiness of course.....
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:56 pm
Re: The Dys
dyslexia wrote:
(the Porsche has a dead battery, is this a sign from god?)


That Dys is one pitiful one-upper. He knows my car battery died on Monday and that my new gardener helped me get my car going and buying and installing a new battery. He's also a snob His car is a Porsche and mine is a 1990 Volvo.

Dys, you've got to be more original---or I will report you to the Lady Diane.

BBB
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 5 Jul, 2006 03:58 pm
Re: The Dys
BumbleBeeBoogie wrote:
dyslexia wrote:
(the Porsche has a dead battery, is this a sign from god?)


That Dys is one pitiful one-upper. He knows my car battery died on Monday and that my new gardener helped me get my car going and buying and installing a new battery. He's also a snob His car is a Porsche and mine is a 1990 Volvo.

Dys, you've got to be more original---or I will report you to the Lady Diane.

BBB


Actually, I could run you a great argument that a 1990 Volvo is far snobbier than a Porsche.

It would run along the lines of the Volvo owner being way above petty considerations of flashy appeal and such...
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