Actually, we're perfecting installing King Kong on each of your computers. When you fail to read the Announcements forum, a large hairy hand will come out of your PC and give you a small but decisive thump on the back of your wrist.
And miss all the fun of the indignation etc.?
Anyhoo, a smack on the wrist from a dumb gorilla with gland problems would just get lipstick everywhere and annoy the cat.....it wouldn't make those who don't read announcements READ them.....they'd just open a passel of threads complaining about gorillas.....then then there'd be another whole passel complaining that THEY hadn't seen the gorilla, and don't you love them any more? THEN there's be a passel complaining that A2k hates America because they chose a gorilla instead of a raccoon, and we Australians would complain of American Imperialism cos we want a POSSUM, not some ferking gorilla...then there'd be a passel of threads saying why do we hate America and correcting the origin of gorillas ( I KNOW where they come from, so don't start with that, ok?).....then there'd be a thing about anal retentives always correcting everyone, and Nimh would get involved and find some graphs and Little k would start a thread about protecting gorillas and then there'd be a fight about Islam in Africa.
Ah, I love the smell of A2k in the morning....
And, oh, did I mention I would prefer a FEMALE glandularly hyperfunctional gorilla, please?