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The Rhyming Insult Chain Game

 
 
MrSlogan
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2012 05:02 am
@Procrustes,
Do the boys know that your an insain transsexual?

I work as a Bookie.
Procrustes
 
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Reply Sun 18 Mar, 2012 06:44 am
@MrSlogan,
You place bets while dressed as a wookie.

I'm about to go to sleep.
MrSlogan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 03:17 am
@Procrustes,
Did you close your eyes and imagin you were mounting sheep?

I was talking a **** when I wrote this.
Procrustes
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 06:15 am
@MrSlogan,
There is still a brown smear around your mouth when my eyes go out of focus.

I got work in the morning.
MrSlogan
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 06:28 am
@Procrustes,
Yeah, where you will sit and act like a good boy then go home and smoke your earnings.

Going to get something to eat in a min.
Procrustes
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 06:31 am
@MrSlogan,
Don't smoke no earnings but eating your own face is a sin.

Going to make some tea before bed.
MrSlogan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 06:41 am
@Procrustes,
I hope you wear the tea, and it burns you to death.

I didn't mean that enjoy your tea.
Procrustes
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 06:45 am
@MrSlogan,
Thanks, but you have two faces for everyone to see.

It's already late and I'm starting to yawn.
MrSlogan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 06:52 am
@Procrustes,
Come on mate, you ain't going to sleep 'till your done watching porn.

In England it is lunch time.
Procrustes
 
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Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 07:03 am
@MrSlogan,
Are you eating a knuckle sandwich cos that's my punch line.

Here in Oz it's past mid night.
MrSlogan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 20 Mar, 2012 07:19 am
@Procrustes,
Lock your windows and doors 'cos I may turn up with a big knife.

The one I just used to butter my bread.
Procrustes
 
  1  
Reply Wed 21 Mar, 2012 10:20 pm
@MrSlogan,
Your buttering bread while I got your lover in bed.

Just kidding, about to take a nap.
MrSlogan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2012 03:30 am
@Procrustes,
I'm running, cos' in your front garden I've just taken a crap.

Day of work, looking after my son.
Procrustes
 
  1  
Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2012 07:18 am
@MrSlogan,
He's in high school and you still wipe his bum

It's nearly the weekend
MrSlogan
 
  2  
Reply Thu 22 Mar, 2012 12:06 pm
@Procrustes,
(Very good)

Battling me you're at a dead end, bell end.

I like the colour silver...
Procrustes
 
  1  
Reply Fri 23 Mar, 2012 11:22 pm
@MrSlogan,
That's the colour coin you try to pilfer

I've got a hip hop gig tonight
MrSlogan
 
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Reply Sat 24 Mar, 2012 02:23 am
@Procrustes,
I'm rolling up with a slingshot, feeling a head shot tonight.

Search Don't Flop on YouTube.
Procrustes
 
  1  
Reply Mon 26 Mar, 2012 06:16 am
@MrSlogan,
They suck chupa chups and most have loose screws.

Nah, they're pretty good but what's with the dub step beat box?
Quija
 
  1  
Reply Thu 24 Jan, 2013 01:43 pm
@Procrustes,
you've got acne, looks like your face has chicken pox

just hit me up for funny stuff...
Dustemoon
 
  1  
Reply Sun 11 Aug, 2013 08:26 am
@Quija,
And I'll throw in some curse words, cause you like it rough.

I'm sitting alone, with my head in a cloud...
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