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Mon 19 Jun, 2006 05:49 pm
Like the Insult chain game started by kickycan, only the insult has to rhyme with the information.
Example:
1. poster:
I've eaten a lot of beans today
Next poster:
I know, I could smell you a mile away.
And so on..
I'll start.
Offer an insult to the following statement that rhymes with it, and leave another statement for the next person to insult.
I've been practicing painting for many years
You've been wasting your time, I fear, my dear.
Many people say that I'm a doll.
Many people say that I'm a doll.
(But most think you look like a troll.)
I'm flying to Hawaii in the morning.
Nice of you to give hawaiians a warning
I'm listening to the buzzing of flies
Those are your own asthmatic sighs
I like warm weather better than cold.
As do all who are weak and old
Today I've been walking in the rain
The driver kicked me off the bus again.
I really should go and wash the car.
You'll probably just go to the nearest bar
I don't know what just happened tonight
Amnesia is not your problem? Quite.
It's currently 5am GMT.
then you're one hour west of me...
I make lousy insults today
Can't think of anything nasty to say?
There's a big dog barking out in the street
Oh, so you bring you mother when you beg for meat...
My head is aching somthing awful
Next time you sniff, try something lawful.
I'd really rather still be in bed
face it, your love life is dead
Awake all night, now I'm tired
You'll probably get your punk-ass fired.
If only I could finish college,
Impossible with your lack of knowledge
My economy these days is reason for concern
Beggars shouldn't act like they've got money to burn.
Now where the hell'd I put my keys?
The landlord took em cuz ya ain't paid yer fees..
Today the world seems surreal
because you face defeat, can't you feel?
I like cheese and I don't know why
One too many French Fries
Liking this thred so far.
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