My name is Inego Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
--Mandy Patinkin - The Princess Bride
Todays a good day to die-Kiefer Sutherland-Flatliners.
Oh no, I can't do anything to the death. Doctor's orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition, and death is the worst thing for it.
Woody Allen--Love and Death
Food Fight!
--John Belushi - Animal House
Did you ever suck the jelly out of a jelly doughnut and then fill it with chocolate swirl ice cream?
Richard Karron--Fatso
Oh mister, you can't do that. you don't know how sick you're gonna be. I just went through this with my dog.
Casey - My Chauffeur
You know something Fantan? This world is so full of crap, a man's gonna get into it sooner or later whether he's careful or not.
Paul Newman--Hud
That was the biggest load of crap I've ever heard. I mean, look at you. You're the kind of guy who would beg for sex. And I should know, we can smell our own.
Brodie - Mallrats (1995)
Why? Because I won't allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage?
Glenn Close--Fatal Attraction
...Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.
Jerry Seinfield TV Show
Mom, I'm truly not comfortable having this conversation with you. I've been telling you that since I was eleven.
Ben Stiller--Meet The Fockers
I like to Watch
--Peter Sellers to Shirly MacLaine - Being THere
May the force be with you.
Star Wars
Here's Looking at you, kid.
--Humphrey Bogart to Ingrid Bergman - Casablanca
I'll be back
Arnold Schwarzenegger - The Terminator
I will NOT be ignored!
--Glen Close - Fatal Attraction
You're the worst kind. You're high maintenance but you think you're low maintenance.
Billy Crystal--When Harry Met Sally
It's a great thing when you realize you still have the ability to surprise yourself. Makes you wonder what else you can do that you've forgotten about.
Kevin Spacey - American beauty
You need kissing badly. That's what wrong with you. You should be kissed and often by someone who knows how. --
Clark gable(Rhett Butler) to Vivien Leigh(Scarlett O'Hara) - GWTW
Now that was when people KNEW how to be in love. They knew it! Time, distance... nothing could separate them because they knew. It was right. It was real. It was...
Meg Ryan--Sleepless In Seattle
