Ugly, too.
Kate Canady - The Man from Laramie
When you speak of this in future years -- and you will -- be kind.
--Deborah Kerr - Tea and Sympathy
Yeah, I'll keep that in mind.
Marty McFly - Back to the Future
It is well that the earth is round that we do not see too far ahead.
--Meryl Streep - Out of Africa
"Well, Mr Snelgrove, I happen to know that in the future I will not have the slightest use for algebra, and I speak from experience."
Kathleen Turner--Peggy Sue Got Married
Let me put it this way, Mr. Amor. The 9000 series is the most reliable computer ever made. No 9000 computer has ever made a mistake or distorted information. We are all, by any practical definition of the words, foolproof and incapable of error.
--Hal (the Computer - 2001 Space Odyssey
"I was aIways terrible at mathematics."
-Walter Matthau, I.Q.
You don't know much about science, do you?
George Segal - Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf
"I'm a seeker too. But my dreams aren't like yours. I can't help thinking that somewhere in the universe there has to be something better than man. Has to be"
Charlton Heston--Planet of the Apes
I suppose it'd been better if I'd never been born at all.
--Jimmy Stewart - It's a Wonderful Life
That's right! You got it on the first try! For that, you get a kiss!
Professor Hess - The American Astronaut
"A boy's best friend is his mother.",
Anthony Perkins as Norman Bates in "Psycho"
You know, it's a shame your mother didn't have any children!
Ann Lowell - 42nd Street
Dammit, woman, if you don't get out of this car and go to your kid, I'm going to have you arrested... for stupidity.
Tommy Lee Jones as Travis Lehman, Double Jeopardy(1999)
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Patrick Swayze in "Dirty Dancing"
How could you name our baby Theodosia?
Molly Ringwald--For Keeps?
I think everything must go back to the fact I had a very anxious childhood. You know, my mother never had time for me. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention.
Antz
I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year for cheating on my metaphysics final, you know. I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. When I was thrown out, my mother, who was an emotionally high-strung woman, locked herself in the bathroom and took an overdose of Mah-Jongg tiles. I was depressed at that time. I was in analysis. I was suicidal as a matter of fact and would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian, and, if you kill yourself, they make you pay for the sessions you miss.
Woody Allen--Annie Hall
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response was there anything that could even be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul!
Billy Madison
I don't think you're an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother's pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences... But the thing is, um, what I'm trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.
Mark Darcy - Bridget Jones Diary
