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Sun 4 Jun, 2006 03:25 pm
Pencil in penis backfires
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.
Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.
So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.
Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.
Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.
"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
But, pencils stay stiff in or outside a penis. I don't get it.
Might have been unleaded.
wouldnt he launch a No 2. missile when he , uh, achieved his happy ending?
OUCH!
Pencil dick is a big insult here!
God
oh.....oh.....
I'm queasy just thinkin' about it
Can I tell you guys about my yeast infection?
hehehe, Don't I just find the best stories, eh?
You do, Reyn! You do!
I'm making myself sick laughing! (Don't spoil it, Chai. They're on a roll.)
Hope you caught my earlier ones in H.I. There's some beauties.
Eva wrote:You do, Reyn! You do!
I'm making myself sick laughing! (Don't spoil it, Chai. They're on a roll.)
I was gonna make rolls, but then I got this infection in my yeast.
Pencil in penis backfires. Who could have predicted that? It seems so sensible.
I find this story hard to believe.
If it's true though, we should erect a memorial to this guy. Although that might be premature...
AAAAAAAAAhahahahhahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhaha
oh god
It's difficult to cialis fuss is about...
Talk about putting lead in his pencil.
WTF? What the hell is wrong with people??
he could have just taped some popsicle sticks to the side
or dipped it in super glue
Maybe he wanted to write a new chapter on the joys of lovemaking.