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Pencil in penis backfires

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 03:25 pm
Pencil in penis backfires

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 04:07 pm
But, pencils stay stiff in or outside a penis. I don't get it.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 04:24 pm
Might have been unleaded.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 05:53 pm
wouldnt he launch a No 2. missile when he , uh, achieved his happy ending?
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dadpad
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 05:58 pm
OUCH!

Pencil dick is a big insult here!
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Chai
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 06:17 pm
God Shocked

oh.....oh.....

I'm queasy just thinkin' about it



Can I tell you guys about my yeast infection?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 06:19 pm
Your bread didn't rise?
Chai Tea wrote:
God Shocked


oh.....oh.....

I'm queasy just thinkin' about it



Can I tell you guys about my yeast infection?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 06:51 pm
hehehe, Don't I just find the best stories, eh?
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Eva
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 09:19 pm
You do, Reyn! You do!

I'm making myself sick laughing! (Don't spoil it, Chai. They're on a roll.)
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Reyn
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 09:36 pm
Hope you caught my earlier ones in H.I. There's some beauties. Laughing
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Sun 4 Jun, 2006 10:28 pm
EWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chai
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 06:27 am
Eva wrote:
You do, Reyn! You do!

I'm making myself sick laughing! (Don't spoil it, Chai. They're on a roll.)


I was gonna make rolls, but then I got this infection in my yeast.
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 07:13 am
Pencil in penis backfires. Who could have predicted that? It seems so sensible.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 07:37 am
I find this story hard to believe.

If it's true though, we should erect a memorial to this guy. Although that might be premature...
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 07:58 am
AAAAAAAAAhahahahhahhahahhahhahahahhahahahhaha


oh god
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 08:03 am
It's difficult to cialis fuss is about...
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material girl
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 08:04 am
Talk about putting lead in his pencil.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 08:06 am
WTF? What the hell is wrong with people??
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 08:08 am
he could have just taped some popsicle sticks to the side



or dipped it in super glue
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Mon 5 Jun, 2006 08:08 am
Maybe he wanted to write a new chapter on the joys of lovemaking.
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