Surely the pain would completely put you off doing anything saucy.Every time he thrusted it went down his willy more.
Do you think he or the woman got the pointy end?
I hope he went for a hard pencil, not a soft one.
Lets see:
Man uses #2 pencil to aid his flacid member.
#2 Pencil lodges in bladder.
Resulting in an ER visit that cost...umm, what? A couple of hundred? A thousand...? Depends on insurance...
Explanation to woman?
Explanation to Doctors?
Could have avoid all indisgressions together if been previously informed of other options...such as Viagra, PPA's..which would have cost what? A couple of hundred less, or even 10 bucks?
Me thinks this could be one of them "Priceless jokes"....lmao
that is true MG.
his penis must have been stretched WIDE open for him to easily put a pencil into it
makes ya wonder huh..
shewolfnm wrote:makes ya wonder huh..
These are the types of things I try not to wonder about.
Back in the day I could picture a detailed todger, from the little I can remember now, the opening isnt that big is it?!!Certainly not for a cpebcil to be comfortably put up there.
I remember a friend of a freind was in an accident, he had to have a catheta(spelling)inserted, when he became conscious, he was NOT a happy bunny to find that in there!!
tin_sword_arthur wrote:shewolfnm wrote:makes ya wonder huh..
These are the types of things I try not to wonder about.
Lair lair pants on fire..
shewolfnm wrote:
Lair lair pants on fire..
Been in too many dens have we?
As though I don't have enough odd and incomprehensible thoughts running through my mind, I don't need to add a self-debate about if a penis can stretch far enough open to take a pencil. I enjoy my sleep too much to worry about these things at night, and I enjoy not vomiting enough to not wonder about them during the day.
I have heard of people inserting hardened wax into their penises, though. I need a life.
Surely their body temperature, especially in that area would make it melt!!
Even tho Im not a bloke, you have my every sympathy tin sword arthur.
Unfortunately for them, it doesn't melt from what I hear. I have heard of it breaking during intercourse or masturbation, causing all sorts of embarassing and painful complications. I don't know who first decided to try this, but they apparently didn't report their experiences correctly since others have done this as well.
Thanks, MG. I used to think it was fun having this kind of information floating around my skull. Now it kind of worries me. Not exactly the kind of thing you can use as an icebreaker, you know?
Just realise that you are not silly enough to put a pencil down your todger and you will sleep easier.
Or indeed wax.
A pencil I can imagine but how on earth do you train wax to go in there!!
It involves lighting a candle, building up some of the liquid wax, then tipping it so the wax will spill over and harden in a thin, straight line. The rest I will leave to your imagination.
Why one might want to do this in the first place is just beyond me. Some guys will do anything, I guess.
shewolfnm wrote:Wilso wrote:Been in too many dens have we?
busted.....
It may explain why your pants are on fire, too. :wink:
Has anyone ever used their penis to see if the pencil sharpener was turned on?
That sounds as smart as the wax thing.
wax is brittle, of course it's gonna break up.
This is worse than the story I told about the demented old lady in the nursing home who used to maturbate with a barbi doll.
She died and they took her away. When they were cleaning the room they found the barbi doll in the sheets, without the head (which was never found)
Lord Ellpus, I know you remember that........you ran screaming from the room.
Chai Tea wrote:Has anyone ever used their penis to see if the pencil sharpener was turned on?
If one could fit their penis in there, I'm sure they would try it. I could follow this up with all sorts of small penis jokes but I'll refrain. For now.
material girl wrote:Surely their body temperature, especially in that area would make it melt!!
Even tho Im not a bloke, you have my every sympathy tin sword arthur.
I'd be very worried if someone's body temperature could make wax melt, because as far as I can remember wax's melting point is 60ºC and the average human body temperature is 37ºC.
Or wax.
