Finally, men talk about their penises.

That looks painful ... it should get something for that.

Oh look, see - there's a rock that looks like Gargamel's penis in that picture!

Over there, on the right, near the bottom ...

OK kids - if your penis looks like this, you really need to see a doctor.

Wanna see something REALLY gross?

OMG kicky, that is gross

DAMN dude..

that was gross..

Hey, I warned you, didn't I?

It's funny how if you say something like "this is really gross" or "this is such a hideous thing that if you look at it, your eyes will melt on the spot and just drip right out of your eye sockets and down your cheeks," people can't resist taking a look. The temptation to look is just too much.

drop yer pants.

<drops pants down around ankles>

See anything you like?

Burdizzo, welcome to a2k. Your post indicates that your fetish or worry is well under control. As long as you enjoy sex, there doesn't seem to be anything getting in the way of a good sex life.

Funny how this thread keeps rising up, as it were. Sex always becomes a matter of humor after two or three serious posts; I'm including myself, sex can only be serious for a certain period of time before humor needs to insert itself...after all, sex is more fun when there is humor included with all the passion.

Littlek and bella, still waiting for those penis pendants.

Ah, those pictures of rock (hard) formations are major reasons why the Southwest is such a popular place.

Shewolf and kicky, mind if we watch??

Mind?! I'd actually prefer it! Please though, I ask that you keep any and all critique to yourself until after the act has been completed.

<standing erect, arms akimbo, waiting for shewolf to hop on board>

By the way, is it just me, or does this look like...ah, nevermind...

an ice cream cone? yes, they very much do...

I was gonna say drum stick, but yes, I see what you're saying too.

Picture making you hungry?

penis? Did someone mention a penis?

A bullet? A giant bullet?

But then, what else is a penis but a bullit, straight to you heart ...

damn..


i keep seeing all these posts from nimh, in a penis thread...

>sigh<


nuff' to make a woman get all sweaty

but

alas


no penis talk

Fine... So be it.. Ill settle for kicky:lol:
Oh.. i mean.. not settle... I mean
ill jump on..
yeah.. yeah..

Call it settling, laugh at me, tell me I'm a hideous toad-faced loser...I don't care what else you do as long as you hop on this thing, baby.

<bracing for impact>

can you handle it?????

> secretly injects viagra<