I rather think Scotch plaid with green garters would be suitable!
Free tickets, did you think I was arranging this for charity?
If it were for charity we would need to give you a full block of tickets
and think of all the people who would show up just to see me in person.
What about undershorts, do you think they'll be necessary with my toga?
Indubitably
What are you, a Greek God?
The resemblance is confusing at times.
What are you seeking to purchase next?
I think a new tooth brush would be in order
What are you gonna do about servicing your cars
I'm going to leave taking care of that to the men in my life.
What are you going to do the next time it rains?
Get wet!
You have an unused waffle maker
...and what am I going to do with it? Continue to not use it.
What are you going to say to the next woman who hits on you?
Tie your guide dog up in the yard, leave your white stick by the door and come inside you must be drunk
Do you think that is a good chat up line
Sure it has worked on me several times.
What are you going to do about using " what are you..." in your next post here?
You are so cruel to pick on one so sensitive and with little brain
What are you gonna do when I hold my breath and turn blue
I am going to tickle you because that will make you take a breath.
What are you going to do next to catch my attention.
Show you this large specimen: [img Bigon.jpg img]
What are you gonna do with that?
Try imagining it.
What are you going to do to stop me laughing.
Smack you in the mouth with a big wet slimey fish.
What are you going to do with the fish?
Not cook it up after it has slapped Spendius' mouth.
What are you going to do with the next fish you catch?
Sell it !
How many cockles and mussels do you think Molly Malone sold this afternoon?
Sadly not enough:
verse 1
In Dublin's fair city, where the girls are so pretty,
I once met a girl called sweet Molly Malone,
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow, through the streets broad and narrow,
Crying cockles and mussels` Alive alive o
Chorus
Alive alive oh,
Alive alive oh
Crying cockles and mussels,
Alive alive oh.
Verse 2
She wheeled her wheelbarrow through the streets broad and narrow,
Just like her mother and father before
And they wheeled their wheel barrow,
through the streets broad and narrow,
crying cockles and mussels alive alive oh
My love had a fever and no one could save her,
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone,
But her ghost wheels her barrow
through the streets broad and narrow
crying cockles and mussels alive-alive oh.
What are you going to do to improve social conditions for the poor?
Continue to do what I do best...educate.
What are you going to do to assure you get a good night sleep tonight?
Call a cab to take all the chick's home
You have no problem sleeping
