rum and cola
(i havent been on for ages and diddnt think this would kick off o well)
whats the time now!!!
its your bed time soul
what are you planning.
world domination by being a pirate yaarg
wat be on ye mind this fine day
I'm worried sick about all the beautiful women there are in the world and me not having enough time to get round and visit all of them.
What are you going to do to help me out on this one?
I'm going to take you out for a night on the town and introduce you to all the women I know.
What are you going to wear?
Black suit, black or dark blue shirt.
How will I know you?
I'll be wearing a red dress.
What do you want to do first?
Remove your dress, what do you want to do then?
ill steal stormwatch from you and leave you with a random chick
what type of punch will you throw at me
Short right hand to your left rib cage, followed by a brisk left tap to the nose as your sinking to the floor. You wouldn't want it known you'd been in a fight and didn't have blood on you would you?
You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding you big soft happerth of a nancy. You can't even follow simple instructions that a five year old could.
What are you?
An amazingly brilliant person who is easily annoyed.
What is it to you?
I am a big soft happerth of a nancy, who can't even follow simple instructions that a five year old could. However, being only four, I am doing ok for my age.
What are you thinking?
That what you said was weird...and confusing.
What led you to this site today?
A constant desire to see if Spendi slips up and gives something away, which would lead me to his doorstep.
What are we going to charge for the tickets if I locate him?
$999999999
what will you bring the price to
I was thinking more in the region of £50..00 per head and £200..00 ringside. I can arrange the venue in a caged ring, no referee at the Lumpini Boxing Stadium in Bangkok, Thailand.
I'll make sure there are some good supportive bouts as well, Iron Mike Zadinsk is even a possibility and he will ensure a massive crowd.
We can arrange for topless girls at ringside to introduce each round with a large placard, might need an MC though, is anybody willing to do that little bit, and what are you going to wear for the venue?
I'll be wearing my new toga.
What time did you say this event would be?
Approximately 10pm on the 3rd of February 2007, we need to be out of the stadium before midnight to get good seats at the Nana entertainment centre on Sukhumvit Road, you wouldn't want to miss that would you?
How many tickets would you like?
As many as you can afford to hand me for free...I'm retired and deserve special treatment...besides my being there should be more than enough.
What color socks should I wear with my toga?
