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Today's iron pun contest ingredient is... birds!

 
 
cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:15 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Sometimes, in very cold weather, I have a rather embarrassing peacock.


Whip her will you already?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:16 am
Hey take a gander at my cock!

http://www.agr.state.tx.us/marketing/livestock/images/rooster.jpg


Oh, get your minds out of the gutter! Jeez!
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:16 am
Wren will I learn to stay away from this stuff?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:17 am
Relax, we're all just out for a lark.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:20 am
Look at the size of his cock!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/images/TexasChicken.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:23 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Has anyone seen Glen Eagles?

I think he went to get some petrel.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:25 am
Chai Tea wrote:
Wren will I learn to stay away from this stuff?

Tern off the monitor and back away slowly....

You need to quit cold turkey and stay away from pun threads from heron out.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:25 am
Cock Robin?























No thanks, Batman.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:26 am
These puns are more than I can swallow.
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:30 am
You people are driving me stork raven crazy with these puns!
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:30 am
I caw-n't take it anymore!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:30 am
Why did the rooster become a spy?







He loved the cloac-and dagger....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:32 am
blacksmithn wrote:
You people are driving me stork raven crazy with these puns!

If tucan't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:32 am
Birds - there's billions and billions of them. - S. Hawking
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:36 am
Mankind is descended from birds, actually-- from Crow Magnons.
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:37 am
Wren will it all end?
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:39 am
It's neverwrending.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:44 am
I won't give a coot if you hoot all day...
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 11:48 am
That's kind of ostrich for that pun.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 12:47 pm
She's clutching at straws.
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