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Today's iron pun contest ingredient is... birds!

 
 
Chai
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:35 am
I gotta write these "down"

but how can i find my "pen-guin" my "secretary" left my desk such a mess?
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:36 am
Boy, this is seeded with bad puns.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:36 am
Yer all a bunch of dodoes..
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:38 am
What do you mean? These are some funny yolks. Eggshell-ent, in fact.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:41 am
I think it's a cardinal sin to sea gulls when they're laying
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:43 am
Tune in nest week when Chai Tea will be heard to say...
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:44 am
You folks are really scratching for answers. But you won't hear a peep from me.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:44 am
Have a pheasant day...
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:46 am
The whole day is already a complete cock-up.
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:46 am
That's it. I'm crying fowl!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:50 am
Why are you trying to kill our mocking birds?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:51 am
Don't chicken out now!
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:52 am
Well, I don't want to ruffle any feathers . . .
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:52 am
Do what you want. I don't give a hoot!
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:53 am
He's just grousing because he can't tern a decent pun.

Say, have you seen Boomer's cuckoo burrow thread?
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blacksmithn
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:55 am
I hate to squawk, but it's hard for me to type these out. I have to hunt and peck.
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tin sword arthur
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:56 am
I'm just whetting my whistle.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:56 am
tin_sword_arthur wrote:
That's it. I'm crying fowl!

Those who cry falcon kiss my ass.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:58 am
Eider tinkle or get off the potty....
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 27 Apr, 2006 10:58 am
Anyone seen Albert Ross?
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