I had to acknowledge this since it is the answer to a current thread.
I Turn Polar Bears White
and I will make you Cry.
I make Guys have to Pee
and Girls Comb their Hair.
I make Celebrities look Stupid
and Normal People look like Celebrities.
I turn Pancakes Brown
and make your Champane Bubble.
If you Sqeeze Me, I'll Pop.
If you Look at Me, you'll Pop.
I wonder whether your version was the original or an extremely clever answer to this question?