I breathe in hug-me-tight fur when I breathe.
Effen ya keep awigglin' like that, yer gonna do yerself an injury . . . just lie still, and this won't hurt . . . much . . .
hug-me-tights are made from the Nauga mammals of Alaska. That's right, the same creatures which are senselessly slaughtered to make naughahide couches. Stop the madness!
New job, Gus?
That's a crazy uniform they give ya . . .
'Tain't hide - it's fluff...
Thanks for noticing my uniform, Setanta. A customer snapped that photo of me at the drive-thru window as he was ordering some fries and a coke. My manager has the blue-colored hat. If I continue to work hard, I, too, shall achieve the lofty position of the "wearer of the blue hat." Wish me luck.
Put down that staff, kid. If you've got time to lean, you've got time to clean.
anybody got double sixes? (um, is dominoes still owned by reactionaries? does the pizza still, like, suck ass?)
Hear about the man with two left feet and went in and asked for a pair of flip flips ?
Patient:- Doctor, I think I'm a moth.
Doctor:- I thought I told you to go to see the psychiatrist.
Patient: I did
Doctor: Then what are you doing here
Patient: Your light was on
Guy walks into a doctor's office with a duck on his head. Doctor says:
"Well, i thought i'd seen it all . . . what's your complaint?"
Duck says: "Get this guy off my ass, Doc !"
I don't think Domino's pizza is capable of literally sucking ass, but it has been known to blow a colon or two.
So yer sayin' that if i had realized my life-long dream of becoming a colo-rectal surgeon, i should invest in Dominoes?
Dominos or Taco Bell....life-long dream eh, and here I was thinking that the ass doctors were the ones who rode the short bus to med school.
What is really scarey is that i noticed once, not long ago, that a major conglomeration of fast-food outlets was owned by a doctors' investment group, i just can't remember which. Cardiologists and internists was my first thought.
