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A "Get The Smegging Wabbit" Digression: or Bunny Fights Back

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 10:02 am
nah - I just feel sorta sick of stuff - throwing up might help...
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 10:12 am
a sort of health giving "un'stuff'ing"!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 02:06 pm
more stuff exfoliation.......ahhh, it does feel good
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:27 pm
Hmmmmmmm............baaaaaaarfffffff......ewwwwwww.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:40 pm
I hope that's better, Bun.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:44 pm
Nah - not hardly....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:48 pm
Hmmm. Anybody up for poop talk?

(Not me, says I. The ping-pong table can only navigate the basement stairs in two parts, so if there is going to be any ping-pong there must first be re-screwing -- which is, I suppose, what happens on a born-again's wedding night.)
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:49 pm
Don't they get born again BEFORE they marry?
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:56 pm
patio, it's "borned again" in the circles that know.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 03:59 pm
Ha! Borned again! That's mean! And funny!

Though I guess re-screwed is paying your taxes and getting audited.








Borned again! HA!
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 04:10 pm
Yes, as in I been borned again, Hallelujah! When you hear these words, run. Now I've gone and showed my pre-ju-dice.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 04:36 pm
Dana Carvey once noted that it is impossible to say the word "judicial" without sounding drunk. Which is neither here nor there...
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 04:47 pm
we know you're drankin beer, patio......you already confessed on that other thread. congratulations, I may do the same in an hour or so
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patiodog
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 05:11 pm
i see a bar

whar?

over thar.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 05:26 pm
Too late to fix another drank
The lights are going out
I'll listen to the darkness sing
I know what that's about.
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BoGoWo
 
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Reply Mon 1 Sep, 2003 10:16 pm
a note on the 'born (or borned) again thought;

to paraphrase P.T. Barnum;

"there's one 'born again' every minute! Laughing
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 07:06 am
What poor woman is giving re-birth to them?
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 07:25 am
me mum objects to the idea
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dlowan
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 07:34 am
No wonder!

here is something different.

A friend knitted me a wondrously fluffy "hug-me-tight" for me birfday. I had never heard of these, but they are a sort of fairly shapeless knitted thingy with arm-holes, which you wrap around yourself in bed and such - (she was worried about me because I was sick for so long a while ago).

It is a lovely and warm thingy - but now, as well as the Bunny fur and the cat fur, I have hug-me-tight fur EVERYWHERE!!!!!!! What can one do?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Tue 2 Sep, 2003 07:37 am
Yikes ! ! !

You might develop a furuncle, and that would require minor surgery . . .

No, just take a deep breath, and try not to wiggle . . .
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