A "Get The Smegging Wabbit" Digression: or Bunny Fights Back

Heh heh....securing the future....

Oh my! We have been busy! And with rectitude...

Is anybody else disturbed by the term title "rector," especially given the context of its usual usage? (roughage, aye!)

now who is talking potty language?

Gus, love that outfit.........I dreamed about you last night......all dressed up like that and no place to go.

I think its good that Gus has found steady work, and that he takes pride in it.

Let's just hope Gus isn't spending too much time in the rectory....

Little Johnny shows up at school, battered, bruised, with his clothing ripped (don't stop me even if ya have heard it).

Teacher: "Little Johnny ! ! ! What happened ? ! ? ! ?"

Little Johnny: "My brothern' me was walkin' ta school an' this big dog jumped out an' knocked me down, but my brother kicked his ass ! ! !"

Teacher: "Johnny, you mean rectum."

Johnny: "Wrecked him, hell--he f*ckin' killed him ! ! !"

Everyone remembers the Little Rascals:

Not these little rascals, mind you:

http://members.tripod.com/littlerascals/rabbits.htm

Okay....Darla and Buckwheat are in class. Miss Crabtree asks Darla: "Can you define the word ignorant?" Darla says: "Buckwheat okay, but he's ignorant." Miss Crabtree says: "Very good. Now Buckwheat, can you define the word dictate?" Buckwheat says: "Darla thinks I's ignorant, but she think my dictate good."

People! People!

What, you don't like the bunny pictures?

It's not very often that I play matchmaker, but once in great while an opportunity arises that is too intriguing to pass on. My neighbor stopped in this morning to borrow a chainsaw and a cup of sugar. We exchanged pleasantries, talked about the weather, the football season, capybara fever, you know... the usual stuff. As I talked to this guy it dawned upon me that he would be a perfect match for Dlowan. Literally, this would be a match made in heaven. I have started the arrangements. The guy's name is Chester. I showed Chester the picture of Dlowan in the bathtub and he went friggin' bananas. Here's Chester's photo ...





Now tell me, everyone, is this guy made for Dlowan, or what?

That's quite the wedding outfit.

Is that guy in a Bunny suit? Send him over!!!!! Splassssshhhhh!

Oh, wait - is he a CLOSE friend of yours, Gus?

I love the Bunny pix, cav!

Not really a friend. Just a neighbor. Don't worry, your deepest, darkest secrets will be safe with Chester.

Can I be the ring bearer at the wedding I have a nice horn tailor made for the purpose ?

And I will lend you Cavfancier for the catering. He's just finishing up my dinner party.

This guy is scrumptous. And a budding bunny to boot. WOW. This might be a perfect match. Let us know will ya Bunny?

But Gus, I think I'm confused. If this guy is your neighbor and you live by the swamp, does that mean the swamp you refer to is Central Park?

I don't know if scrumptious is the word, but he does have big feet.

No no no, Cav, the bunny is the GROOM, not the entree.