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Thu 13 Apr, 2006 11:36 am
Apr. 13 - Dozens of believers lined up at a house in a poor Colombian neighborhood on Wednesday (Apr. 12) to pray before an image that they believe represents Jesus Christ.
The image in question, traced in hot chocolate on the outside of a mug, was first noticed by the son-in-law of house owner Dorely Rojas. As the family sat down for breakfast, the young man in question noticed that an overspill of hot chocolate from the mug had traced an unusual pattern, which he immediately showed to his devout mother-in-law.
As a sign of their gratitude, one of Dona Rojas' created an altar, placing candles around the cup and adorning it with a huge picture of Jesus Christ. It wasn't long before word got out in their neighborhood in Cali, some 350 kilometers south west of Bogota.
The curious and the devout began flocking into the house, until eventually the family decided to set up the altar before a barred window, allowing people to witness the alleged miracle for themselves.
In cases of alleged divine revelations, Cali Archdiocese undertakes a profound study to establish their authenticity.
SOUNDBITE: Dorely Rojas, owner of the home where the image appeared, saying (Spanish):
''We were there when my son-in-law served the chocolate to my daughter. When he put the cup there, he remained looking and he came and he said 'take it, mother-in-law, you that are such a believer, I am bringing you the Lord, who is here.' You couldn't see it well then, but as time passed we saw him, so there, we know it is a blessing from God that has arrived at this house.''
SOUNDBITE: Graciela Torres, neighbor, saying (Spanish):
''It's like a call from Jesus Christ so that young people take care and have faith, that everything has to change, that there can't be violence in Retiro, everything can't be violent.''
It seems Tom Waits had the right idea:
Don't go to church on sunday
Don't get on my knees to pray
Don't memorize the books of the bible
I got my own special way
Bit I know jesus loves me
Maybe just a little bit more
I fall on my knees every sunday
At zerelda lee's candy store
Well it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
Well I don't want no anna zabba
Don't want no almond joy
There ain't nothing better
Suitable for this boy
Well it's the only thing
That can pick me up
Better than a cup of gold
See only a chocolate jesus
Can satisfy my soul
(solo)
When the weather gets rough
And it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your savior
Up in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy
But that's ok
Pour him over ice cream
For a nice parfait
Well it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Good enough for me
Well it's got to be a chocolate jesus
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate jesus
Keep me satisfied
Just what gods would be doing on dirty chocolate mugs, oil slicks, mould infestations, rising damp or other unmentionable excresescences and effulgences of decay and the inexorable waxing of chaos andentropy I cannot imagine.
I take notice of each and every sighting. It's fascinating to see the faithful go to such lengths over mundane items, such as chocolate, tortillas and the like.
I am consuming a godless chocolate as we speak......
Just discovered on the back 40:
Send your tithes in now, please.
That's such a coincidence!
I was just looking at a plate of spaghetti and meatballs today when I realised it looked just like a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
Truly, the Flying Spaghetti Monster works in mysterious ways.
I refuse to tithe to your spaghetti.
Pizza, maybe
If libations provided
Wolf, you are in touch with the Sauce !!
(Sorry bout your bad news btw)
Eorl wrote:Wolf, you are in touch with the Sauce !!
(Sorry bout your bad news btw)
Indeed. I am. And the good news is that I washed my hands.
(Yes, it is sad news. Thank you very much for your thoughts).
Didn't someone sell a piece of toast or something like that on ebay that had the impression of Jesus on it?
It truly amazes me that to see some people flock around these impressions, lol.
My longtime favorite has been the Holy Tortilla.
Never saw the holy tortilla, but I did see the holy cereal.