Poem Generator

Oh, cool! I recognize a fair amount of it.

Here's what I got for the Onion:

The foggy streets of body: When
the maniacal
creator, Dr. Pretorius toiled in recent mob,
before turning to
public attention in funding for readers under 18 years
of opened graves. Enlisting the
very pits
of the night. Ashcroft? has
also begun to
ease the Attorney General,
tried to face
her eyes
on picking through the username seem
to embrace the night.
Since the smoking wreckage
in secrecy, cracking the smoke finally cleared.

(Tried to do just www.onion.com but it was nonsensical, this is a specific page: http://www.onion.com/onion3916/ashcroft_rejected.html)

funny, Soz, I did the onion too (before seeing your post) and I got a different poem. One that talked about deadly meatwaves...